Hey look! Rollersnakes have launched a brand spanking new website for you to go and buy a load of sweet, sweet stuff from.
The site now features improved search functions, a team page for the Rollersnakes riders and options to share products and content on Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest. As well as that you can have a read of their Hooper blog and get free postage on all orders over £70! Get in!
Go take a look at it HERE.
Festivals! We love ‘em, you love ‘em. Getting massacred in a field with your mates and watching your favourite bands is hard to beat on the happiness scale, it could only be better if the grass was made out of sweets. So before we get all emotional and start packing our bags for summer, answer us this:
WHAT IS YOUR BEST FESTIVAL STORY?
Post your answers below. And check out the festival guide and Are You Doing Festivals Right? checklist in FRONT 181 HERE.
The main problem with British festivals is that they’re in Britain. The weather is usually ok but it can be a right shit-piece at times – remember last year? The majority of weekends were spent sitting in a fucking trench with a stage. So why not combine the fun of the festival with (almost) guaranteed awesome sun at Hellfest in France! You’ll be able to see Gojira, Asking Alexandria, NOFX, Sick Of It All, Converge, Stone Sour and a fuck-ton more across three days and six stages.
And to celebrate this crazy French festival booking some of our favourite bands ever, we’re giving away two pairs of camping tickets to you lucky bastards! All you need to do to be in with a chance of winning is answer the VERY EASY question below.
Find out what the bands at Hellfest think of the bands at Hellfest HERE.
If you’ve been to my site before (WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS NAKED AND WET HAVEN’T YOU?) then you’ll know that I fucking love and kiss and bum revenge movies in their lovely kissy bum – I have never, and I repeat NEVER seen a revenge movie that I haven’t liked. Revenge is just such a potent emotion – last week when my ex-flatmate used some of my olive oil to cook his steak without asking, watching him drink the milk that I’d spunked in was a dream. So whenever I see it up on screen, it brings me back to that wonderful moment and I get all excited and sometimes even spunk in my OWN milk.
Man On Fire is a revenge film and therefore, it is good (see above). Basically, it’s about this bodyguard (D-Dog the Denzman X Washpeng (Denzel Washington)) who has to look after this little girl but one day when he’s playing Angry Birds or some shit, she gets kidnapped and so he has to go off and find her/kill everyone that even thinks about looking at him.
So, because Denz is harder than my schlong whenever I see milk, he embarks on a one-man killing spree, merking all of the bad guys and not giving one single floating shit about anything apart from saving the girl. There are a load of other things going on, but we can ignore all of that because oh look, Denz is massively fucking that bad guy over a balcony. Also his name is Creasy, which makes me think of sweaty arse cracks, so there’s that.
There are a few things wrong with the film, like Mark Anthony is in it and at one point there’s a really fucking cop-out move in the story that pissed me off a tad. BUT ONLY A TAD MIND. Overall it’s a right old good squeeze-bum of a plonking suckthromb 5000. Watch it tonight on Film4 at 10.55pm.
Interesting fact for all you fact-fuckers out there – this film is actually a remake of a 1987 French-Italian film of the same name, and both are based on the 1981 book, also called Man On Fire. What a wonderful tidbit of information – now force it up your butt and become Master Of The Known Universe.
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You know, she’s doing that thing that footballers do when they score. She’s not done it very well, but whatever.
Check out more of Holly HERE and a special gallery featuring Rosie Jones HERE.
Because he can see in the dark innit. This is the debut trailer for Riddick, the film about… erm… RIDDICK, that guy who can see in the dark and likes to fight aliens. You’ll have first seen him in Pitch Black (which was wicked) and then in The Chronicles Of Riddick (which was wicked – ignore what everyone else said), and now you’re about to see him in this.
It looks flipping good.
It’s out 6 September.
Our good buddies Abandon Ship Apparel went to Belgium for the punk-as-fuck festival that is Groezrock. They got up to all sorts or wicked fun while we were sat in the grey shitdom that is England. Lucky bastards.
Check out more Abandon Ship HERE.
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