
That’s right you lucky, handsome, awesome bastards, you. We’re back with what we think is the strongest, sexiest, metalest, better-than-the-rest-est 146 pages of magazine the world has run its grubby fingers through. We’ve got a brand-new cover girl, horror movie legends, hardcore heroes, snowboarding superstars and even backflipping foxes. So buckle up, buttheads, cos this month we’re going to rule the world together. Here’s why:
INTRODUCING DANIELLE AND HER METAL TEE PARTY
Nope, your eyes aren’t lying their stupid faces off, this is what’s coming your way this month. We’ve unveiled Danielle, a girl so awesome she’ll make you weep, and teamed her up in some killer metal and rap-hop t-shirts for your viewing pleasure. Damn right you’re excited.

LIFE LESSONS FROM SKATE FUCK-UPS
Don’t let your parents bang on at you about the rights and wrongs of the world. What do they know, anyway? When was the last time they ran through a hotel naked claiming to be the son of God? When did they drop into a vert ramp from a helicopter after being paralysed for a bit? We don’t remember seeing them selling drugs from a fluorescent bumbag? Listen to the tales from these skate fuck-ups, who’ve done all that and more, just for you to learn a thing or two about living.

LUCY V IS BACK, PLUS EXTRA ALT GIRLS!
You don’t have to tell us: we know you’ve missed Lucy V, like, a helluva lot. It’s been a while since her last shoot back in issue 157, but praise the heavens, the flame-topped vixen is back looking radder than ever. What’s more, if sexy girls are your thing, this issue, our Alt Girl section is bursting at the seams, with an extra 28.5% more fantasticalness. Yes, that’s actually a word.

HARDCORE VANDALISM WITH EVERY TIME I DIE
Ahead of their scorching new album Ex-Lives dropping in March, this month we’ve allowed New York’s finest hardcore rabble Every Time I Die to sabotage our fine fashion pages. Luckily, guitarist Jordan Buckley is a kick-ass illustrator, so it’s a fucking brilliant eight pages.

And that’s just a fucking microscopic amount of what’s on offer. What’s more we have the revenge of Gallows, Evil Dead’s Bruce Campbell, everything you’ll ever need to know about Public Enemy, frosty butt-cracks with snowboard superstar Travis Rice, A-list playlists with Battles, neighbours from hell with Pulled Apart By Horses and a huge amount of weed at the Cannabis Cup.
As usual, you can beat the crowds of frenzied people out on the street and grab an issue from our online shop HERE. All our digital versions are available HERE, too.
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