How we left this dude out of our Ones To Watch feature in the new issue, we’ll never know…

Madness via the always-ace Picture Is Unrelated

PS3 owners, prepare your boners. Heavy Rain drops in February Twenty-Ten, and Christ on a bike does it look amazing. The plot’s all a bit secretive, but focuses around you controlling one of four characters investigating a serial killer.

More info here, innit.

More sexy (and sometimes NSFW) pics at Synthetic Pubes.

Name: Rachel Halsey
Age: 19
Hood: Herts
Myspace: myspace.com/rachelprefx
Tell us about your tatts and piercings: “I’ve got a heart on my wrist, a flesh tunnel, ear piercings and a Madonna piercing.”
What’s your favourite album ever ever ever: “The Distillers’ Sing Sing Death House. Brody Dalle is my hero.”

More ace pics at Yimmys Yayo.

Too right, your year’s going out with a bang to end all bangs, son. Vikki Blows is back over 16 uber-sexy pages, and she needs helping out with her naked to-do list.
That ain’t all: You Me At Six have been shrunk into tiny people in our bestest fashion shoot ever, sexy Lauren is back along with amazing new Alt Girls, there’s Metallica, Chipmunk, and all the usual shocking brilliance you’ve grown to know and love.
Buy it now in all good newsagents, or beat off the crowds and subscribe here. Happy New Year, douchebags!