Thanks for all the e-mails, smoke signals and singing telegrams inquiring as to where the hell the new issue of FRONT is. Fear not, it will be the palms of your sweaty hands very, very soon – in the shops Tuesday, we’re told.

The hold-up was all due to a mammoth hole in the space time continuum (i.e. a problem with the printing press) which lead to the very fabric of time itself being threatened (i.e. a delay with the mag going out to shops).

If your hand starts to disappear while you’re playing guitar, though, FRONT can not be held responsible this. Please seek immediate advice from a doctor (preferably one with crazy white hair who invents time machines).

Much love,
FRONT

We’ve had a skateboard in the FRONT office over the last week (for use in one of those photographic pictorials we’re so fond of) and we’ve all been having a go on it, trying to pull off the nollies and kickflips that we all remember we could once do, only apparently we couldn’t, because now we’ve all got bruised shins, twisted ankles and bloody noses.

We thought we’d watch a video of ’80s/’90s skate legend Rodney Mullen to remind us how to operate one of these skatingboard things, but it just made us feel really crap and inadequate. Yeah, cheers Rodders. Skateboarding is a prick.

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