Most bits of homemade animation posted up on video sites are, let’s be honest, a bit shit. Usually they’re only there because somebody’s just read the first three chapters of Flash For Dummies and they want to show everybody the two-second ‘squiggly-line man throwing a ball’ loop they’ve been working on. This right here, however, is pretty flippin’ impressive…

Thank God for shoddy-clothing makers. Whoever made that zip needs a pat on the back and an affectionate kick up the arse.

It’s 27 March, 2009. It’s our mate Cres’s 26th birthday. He once passed out at a house party while drunkenly taking a shit, and he fell off the toilet, and he hadn’t locked the door, so when people were trying to get into the bathroom the door kept twatting into his head, and then eventually people figured out what had happened and went in, and one of them had to wipe his arse.

They later described his balls as, “The reddest things I’ve ever seen.” In order to erase that image from your mind, you might as well get shit-faced. Also, the clip above is fucking funny. Now go get drunk!

We’ve recently become very aware of this Dutch model with a fondness for all things tight and latex-y, and it’s all thanks to a sweaty-palmed tip-off from FRONTARMY user SystemChris. A free chewed Biro is on its way to SystemChris right now.

See more of Ancilla at Dutchdoll.com

Ever wanted to know what goes on behind the scenes at FRONT magazine? Well, now’s your sexy chance.

You may remember FRONT reader John from the ace video in which he built a DeLorean. We liked that so much that we invited him to spend a few days with us on work experience and document his adventures. He did an awesome job – we never realised we were such dickheads. To be continued…

Hi, dudes. We’ve only gone and fucking teamed up with Ghostfest this year, the awesome Leeds weekend of sweat and mayhem. We got a bit involved last year but this time we’re all over it like a bad rash, and we’re really chuffed to be involved. Plus, we’ve got the flyer and lineup before anyone else does, because we rule like heroes. Tickets go on sale on Monday morning from Seetickets.com. There’s an exclusive message from the organisers, Toyan and Mike, after the jump.

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Hello. Yes. This is from the extraordinarily nerdy but double-ace site Concept Ships. Anyone who can look through it all without making engine noises is barely human. Hello.

From Reef.com