The news can be pretty dull, depressing and repetitive at times. There’s only so many times you can hear about corrupt politicians, collapsing banks or melting polar ice-caps before you want to kill yourself with a shoe.

Thankfully, US comedy team The Gregory Brothers have figured out how to make the news fun again: smother it in auto-tune, the robotic vocal effect beloved of T-Pain, Kanye, Lil Wayne and a thousand other melodically-challenged rappers…

It’s 24 April, 2009. It’s sunny, and our office is near a canal, so it seems like it would be outright motherfucking silly to not get pissed-up.
We’re ideally gonna get so arseholed that we end up doing something amazing like building an adventure playground in a skip, and later getting arrested for attacking Tim Lovejoy with a piece of wood while shouting “Time to kiss the spider!” and doing a poo.

Also, enjoy this image of a different, awesomer Tim. How strong a look is that? As one commenter on his Twitter wrote, “That’s a lot of shit-roll, Big Dawg.” Look out for a killer interview with Westwood in the new issue next week, but in the meantime, GET YO’ DRUNKS ON.

Pic from FTV Girls (NSFW unless you work in a porn shop)

Amazing.

There might be a bit of Photoshop trickery going on here, but these pics definitely melted our minds down to nothing but a bubbling poo-brown goo. Can the lovely Dr Richard Hawkins really look exactly like the shrivelled Emma Watson? Hold on, we fucked that one up…

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Deal Or No Deal is a right load of dull old shit, isn’t it? In fact, so are most British game shows. Our friends in Japan have got the right idea. We have no fucking clue what’s going on here, but it seems to involve fondling and electrocution. Brilliant.

School was fun, wasn’t it? We’d all make fun of Charlie for his dreadful jumpers, and we’d make jokes about Brian’s faux-snakeskin trousers, and we’d laugh at Terminator for… can’t remember. Maybe he smelled of wee or something.

AGE: 19
FROM: Berwick, Northumberland
JOB: “I’ve just finished sixth form, so I’m gonna work over the summer to save up money for uni. I want to study psychology – I’m quite in to criminal minds.”
FAVOURITE ALBUM: “Hooray For Boobies, by the Bloodhound Gang”
FIRST GIG: Blink-182
LAST GIG: Linkin Park
WHAT’S ON YOUR MAKE-OUT MIX: Goo Goo Dolls
MYSPACE PROFILE: pl0p_x

Gallery after the jump. Check it out… »