Word up, mouse-clickers. The new issue is out today, and to celebrate we thought we’d treat you to a few exclusive online pics. You won’t see these images anywhere else: not on the telly, in your bread bin or up your nan’s skirt. Enjoy Kitty and new girls Rekha and Madi as they get all super triple sexy and the like. And buy the issue, for the love of God.

That’s right, champions, it’s that time again. Time to cast off your yoghurt-stained duvets, pull on your least worn-out undercrackers and go to the newsagent, as FRONT 132 is sat there waiting for you.
Cover girl Kitty Lea continues to be the best person ever, in an 18-page three-girl shoot so amazing we’ve all gone blind from staring at it. Elsewhere, horror is explained, there’s a newbies’ guide to comics, ass-loads of bands including Hey Monday, You Me At Six and Motley Crue get involved, and some Mexican wrestlers look the motherfucking nuts.

It’s 26 June, 2009. The breathtakingly beautiful work experience girl who was in with us this week couldn’t come in today, because she got a job, so we will probably never see her again and won’t get the chance to ask for her sexy hand in marriage. Holy Jesus Christ on fire, she was gorgeous. And we’re not at fucking Glastonbury. Looks like it’s time for us to turn to the booze. Shit, didn’t Prince die last night and all?
We’re off to drink away our heartbreak while listening to Raspberry Beret and doing that thing where you cross your arms so from the back it look like you’re slowdancing with someone. See you on the other side, you motherfuckers.
If you see that workie, tell her we love her. God damn. God fucking fucking fucking damn she was fit.

You all probably heard the news this morning. Maybe you even got texts from your mates about it. The world has been rocked today – rocked by the news that the new issue of FRONT is just days away from hitting the shops. But if you can’t wait that long (till Monday, that is) here’s a sneaky old peek at the new cover. More pics and galleries will be up on the site later today. True dat.

Is it? Check out more awesome images at photographer Richard Kern’s website.