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We’re sorry if the sun has already started to burn your balls off, cos we’re about to finish the job with this sizzlingly-sexy summer vid. Enjoy, mofos.

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…just got sexy. This is the ever-so-stupidly sexy Carol Honório, and all we can tell you is that we love her. All the biography info we can find on this Brazilian beauty is in Portuguese, so you’ll have to make do with us saying the she’s the loveliest most sexiest creature ever in the world ever ever.

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Backwards-hatted mofos Limp Bizkit have just been added to the Sonisphere line-up, along with 14 other bands. As anyone who saw them at Download last month will know, they’re absolutely amazing live. We went along thinking, ‘Ah, this’ll be a bit of stupid fun,’ and by halfway through Break Stuff were having the best time ever.
Also added to the bill are as-seen-in-FRONT Blakfish, Exit Ten, Telegraphs and Young Guns, as well as Failsafe, Flood Of Red, Sylosis, Lauren ‘Daughter Of Steve’ Harris and more. See the full announcement here.