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WHAT’S THE DAMAGE IN DIE HARD?

There’s a new series starting on YouTube called What’s The Damage calculates just how much monetary damage is caused throughout action movies. They’re starting with Die Hard (because Die Hard) and it ranges from dry cleaning to destroyed walls to wasted drugs. It all racks up, you know?

ABBIE MAC HAS SPOTTED SOMETHING

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It’s a floating FRONT logo! You thought we Photoshopped them on afterwards didn’t you? Nope – they’re actually there in real life. Mental.

Check out Abbie’s latest gallery HERE.

THE BEST VIDEO OF STONERS GETTING CAUGHT YOU’RE GONNA SEE TODAY

RESPECTFUL RAPPERS

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We like hip-hop a lot at FRONT, but occasionally there are songs that are pretty hard to defend – historically it hasn’t been the most progressive genre in terms of misogyny, homophobia, violence, all that shit. The Tumblr Respectful Rappers takes these bad aspects and makes them a little bit nicer, as seen in the quote from Bitches Ain’t Shit, above.

It made us laugh, anyway. Fuck you.

TEN SEXY GIRLS… LOVING RUGS!

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This is your brain. This is your brain on rugs… or something. For today’s Ten Sexy Girls… gallery we’re bringing you some of the sexiest girls to ever feature in FRONT enjoying the benefits of a small piece of carpet. They’re great for hiding beer stains and cigarette burns, so buy one for next time you have a flat inspection. Plus if you have one in your living room loads of sexy girls will come and hang out with you.* Have a goosey at the gallery below featuring Arabella, Von, Keshia, Kitty Lea, Rosie Jones, Charlotte Herbert and Sabine.

*This probably won’t happen.

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I ONLY WATCH 18S’ MUST-SEE MOVIES: MACHETE

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Hope you all had a good Christmas! I did! I ate so many pigs in blankets THAT THE FARMER GOT ANGRY AND I RAN OUT OF BLANKETS.

Christmas joke there for you. Don’t laugh too hard. Anyway, onto the review:

I dunno about you, but I thought that Grindhouse was 50% good – Planet Terror was fucking GREAT and Death Proof was fucking SHIT. Actually, you know what, I’m gonna have to change my mind here – let’s say it was 55% good, because those fake trailers were fucking GREAT, too. Particularly Machete, which was clearly the best one. Obviously, everyone else liked it the best too, and so the powers that be (Robert Rodriguez) decided that they were gonna make a full-blown movie version of it. WHAT A GREAT FUCKING IDEA EVERYONE. Check it out… »

HAVE A BOXING DAY THROWBACK TO FRONT 175

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Fucking hell… Christmas got out of hand didn’t it? Well we’re here to help you recover by throwing you back to FRONT 175 in one of those Throwback Thursday dealies. If you didn’t pick up the issue at the time (AND WHY NOT?!) you can buy it here and see for yourself just how sick this issue is. Seriously, there’s Sabine, Jess Davies, Von, Arabella and Lass – as well as features with All Time Low, Turbonegro and Wiley. It’s a right ol’ stormer of an issue so give it a read, yeah? GO NOW!

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FRONT’S RADVENT CALENDAR #25: MEL CLARKE

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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! If you’re reading this on Christmas Day then you’ve made the right decision of ignoring your drunken nan and reading the best website in the world. As a thank you here’s a special Christmas gallery from the Queen Of Alt Girls – Mel Clarke! You didn’t think we’d sack off the last day of Radvent did you? There’s been so much sexiness going on all month we can’t list it all, so head over HERE and remind yourself just how amazing Radvent has been.

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