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Archive for August, 2013

SATURDAY SOFA CINEMA: THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE

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Look, we didn’t really watch the Brady Bunch when it was on and haven’t really watched it since, but we HAVE seen The Brady Bunch Movie. We’re here to tell you that it’s brilliant. Don’t run away, trust us. It’s not a standard re-do – what they’ve basically done is transport the whole Brady Bunch into the present day (well, 1995), but keep them firmly stuck in the 70s. This leads to a ‘couple of misunderstandings’ let us tell you! What a laugh!

So basically, they’re paying loving tribute to The Brady Bunch but they’re also taking the piss out of it – it’s such a good dynamic and it works perfectly. It is genuinely really really funny, particularly any scene with Jan, the jealous (mental) middle sister – basically Meg before she was in Family Guy. She’s amazing.

Also, Christine Taylor is in it, and she is great.

Here’s a clip to give you an idea of the tone of the film:

It’s on Film4 at 2.45pm.

TEN SEXY GIRLS… BUMMING AROUND

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We’re all on a bit of a downer this weekend because festival season is officially over and getting battered in a field alone apparently isn’t the ‘done thing’. So to cheer ourselves up we’ve created this gallery of ten FRONT Girls just bumming around and being cheeky. Check out the whole gallery below starring Arabella, Sabine, Natalie, Lacey Banghard, Rosie Jones, Nicole, Mel Clarke, Holly Peers and Jess Davies.

There’s more of our Ten Sexy Girls galleries HERE.

CHECK OUT THE FULL GALLERY AFTER THE JUMP
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RAY BARBEE TALKS PHOTOGRAPHY

The skateboard legend that is Ray Barbee shoots wicked photos – check out the edit above from Element ‘perspective’ series.

HOLLY IS STARING INTO YOUR SOUL

I ONLY WATCH 18S’ MUST-SEE MOVIES: THE GLIMMER MAN

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“BLAH FUCKING BLAH, YES WE KNOW YOU LIKE STEVEN SEAGAL, FUCK, CHANGE THE TRACK YOU ONE-NOTE SHITHEAD” I hear you screaming through my letterbox! But joke’s on you, because I’ve positioned my anus right next to my letterbox and trumped so you just sucked up a great old guff from my arse, gutted.

Anyway, yeah big wow, I like Steven Seagal, you know the drill – I’m here to tell you about another of his wickedy flicks, this time it’s The Glimmer Man. This fucking movie is about this bloke called The Glimmer Man (that’s Steven btw) who is so-called because there’s a cute little cheeky glimmer in his eye when he was working in the jungle, he moved so swiftly and ninja-like that people would only see a ‘glimmer’ of him before they got a hot poker shoved up their arse or whatever Seagal had decided to use that day to merk them up HARD, innit. Anyway, he’s fucked that name behind him and now he’s making a living wearing fancy tassled coats and working as a cop. Obviously, he gets teamed up with another cop who ain’t too enamoured with his fancy magic and silly coats, so there occurs what is termed a ‘culture clash’. Check it out… »

HERE’S A CLIP OF VIN DIESEL SAVING AN ALIEN DOG IN RIDDICK

Nice one Riddick, make sure you save the alien dog. The alien dog can never die – it’s a well-known movie rule.

Riddick is out on 6 September.

DOWNLOAD YOUR EXCLUSIVE CLAUDIA WALLPAPERS RIGHT THIS SECOND

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