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Archive for 2013
NEW TUNES TUESDAY: HEART IN HAND – ALMOST THERE
BOOYAH! It’s Tuesday and we’re back from a three-day weekend of messiness with some a new and exclusive-to-FRONT music video from Heart In Hand. It’s a vicious dose of melodic hardcore taken from their upcoming album Almost There out 13 May. Give it a go, yeah?
HEY LOOK EVERYONE! A POSTER! BUT NOT A REAL ONE!
Well, it is a real one, but you know, it’s not actually physically real – it’s not paper is it? It’s on your computer screen. You can print it off and turn it into a real one though!
The World’s End is out on 19 July.
JUPITER’S LEGACY #1 IS GETTING REPRINTED: BUY IT
Mark Millar and Frank Quitely’s awesome new comic Jupiter’s Legacy sold the hell out in shit-all time, but Image have announced they’re doing another big fat run of them, arriving in shops on 5 June. Pro tip: buy it. It’s very good. Also, to be honest, we’ll buy anything Frank Quitely ever has anything to do with. Even if he gets employed just to do the rubbing-out on a comic, you can guarantee that’ll be the most beautiful rubbing-out you’ve ever seen.
DANIELLE IS ON THE FENCE ABOUT THE WHOLE THING
We’re not. We’re firmly on the ‘You’re amazing, Danielle’ side of things.
See more of Danielle HERE.
HEY EVERYONE, WATCH ME DO THIS LOOP-THE-FUCK
Ironically, this gif just keeps on going round and round.
SATURDAY SOFA CINEMA: HOME ALONE
It’s not Christmas and Home Alone is always best watched at Christmas, but you dragged a tree into the living room last night so put some tin foil on it and just pretend today ok?
If you’re an idiot then you won’t know what Home Alone is about – if so, let’s tell you.
A family go on their Xmas vacation and leave one of their sons (Macaulay Culkin) at home because they are extremely irresponsible, then two burglars target Culkin’s house but because he is a child genius and police don’t exist, he sets up loads of traps so that they get really injured BUT NOT KILLED because they are invincible and this is a PG. It’s all extremely implausible but simultaneously really good.
Culkin manages to pull off something few others have – being a child actor but not being annoying in the slightest. He’s actually great and he carries the whole film on his shoulders without making you want to tear your eyeballs from their sockets and hurl them into the sea. You can see why he was so famous at such a young age. Shame he went off the rails a bit – it’s about time they made a Home Alone 6…
In a nutshell, if you think that people stepping on nails, burning their hands, getting hit on the head with buckets, having their head blowtorched, being tarred and feathered and getting smacked in the face with an iron funny, then you’ll also find Home Alone funny.
Also, Macaulay Culkin calls someone a ‘big horse’s ass’ which was really rude when we were young.
It’s on Film4 at 3.10pm.
P.S. ignore all the sequels after Home Alone 2 please. Thanks.
NEW TUNES TUESDAY: HEART IN HAND – ALMOST THERE
BOOYAH! It’s Tuesday and we’re back from a three-day weekend of messiness with some a new and exclusive-to-FRONT music video from Heart In Hand. It’s a vicious dose of melodic hardcore taken from their upcoming album Almost There out 13 May. Give it a go, yeah?
HEY LOOK EVERYONE! A POSTER! BUT NOT A REAL ONE!
Well, it is a real one, but you know, it’s not actually physically real – it’s not paper is it? It’s on your computer screen. You can print it off and turn it into a real one though!
The World’s End is out on 19 July.
JUPITER’S LEGACY #1 IS GETTING REPRINTED: BUY IT
Mark Millar and Frank Quitely’s awesome new comic Jupiter’s Legacy sold the hell out in shit-all time, but Image have announced they’re doing another big fat run of them, arriving in shops on 5 June. Pro tip: buy it. It’s very good. Also, to be honest, we’ll buy anything Frank Quitely ever has anything to do with. Even if he gets employed just to do the rubbing-out on a comic, you can guarantee that’ll be the most beautiful rubbing-out you’ve ever seen.
DANIELLE IS ON THE FENCE ABOUT THE WHOLE THING
We’re not. We’re firmly on the ‘You’re amazing, Danielle’ side of things.
See more of Danielle HERE.
HEY EVERYONE, WATCH ME DO THIS LOOP-THE-FUCK
Ironically, this gif just keeps on going round and round.
SATURDAY SOFA CINEMA: HOME ALONE
It’s not Christmas and Home Alone is always best watched at Christmas, but you dragged a tree into the living room last night so put some tin foil on it and just pretend today ok?
If you’re an idiot then you won’t know what Home Alone is about – if so, let’s tell you.
A family go on their Xmas vacation and leave one of their sons (Macaulay Culkin) at home because they are extremely irresponsible, then two burglars target Culkin’s house but because he is a child genius and police don’t exist, he sets up loads of traps so that they get really injured BUT NOT KILLED because they are invincible and this is a PG. It’s all extremely implausible but simultaneously really good.
Culkin manages to pull off something few others have – being a child actor but not being annoying in the slightest. He’s actually great and he carries the whole film on his shoulders without making you want to tear your eyeballs from their sockets and hurl them into the sea. You can see why he was so famous at such a young age. Shame he went off the rails a bit – it’s about time they made a Home Alone 6…
In a nutshell, if you think that people stepping on nails, burning their hands, getting hit on the head with buckets, having their head blowtorched, being tarred and feathered and getting smacked in the face with an iron funny, then you’ll also find Home Alone funny.
Also, Macaulay Culkin calls someone a ‘big horse’s ass’ which was really rude when we were young.
It’s on Film4 at 3.10pm.
P.S. ignore all the sequels after Home Alone 2 please. Thanks.
