One of the most juvenile games we’ve played in years, Don’t Shit Your Pants is a thrilling few minutes of pants-shitting-avoidingness. You are a bald man who needs a shit. Will you make it until the time runs out without shitting your pants? Will you be able to achieve all ten Shitting Achievements and be crowned Shit King? Will you wonder afterwards if you could have spent your time more productively?
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