You’ve lived by her Wise Words, LOLLED at her Games page and probably seen her more-than-a-handful of boobies more than a handful of times.
Some interesting titbits of information about Alex include the following: she likes pandas, Nando’s and Dungeons & Dragons (the cartoon, not the game), has the naturally fiery pretty hair and used to used to be a cheerleader.
Twenty-first-century Jesus, Andrew WK, once announced on Twitter: “It’s official. @SimWise parties hard!” Don’t know about you, but that’s all the convincing we need.
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HEY, REMEMBER THAT THE PS VITA IS OUT YEAH?!
Back in issue 165 (you can still get it HERE) we featured the new PS Vita in our awesomely great 8 Essential Things, reviewed by the lovely Sim-Wise. Now they’ve released a pretty cool promo ad with that magical dude Dynamo sitting on top of Nelson’s Column… that wasn’t a gay in-your-endo either. Go buy [...]
STOP! DROP EVERYTHING! GO FIND THE NEW AMAZING ISSUE OF FRONT, OUT TODAY!
Grab a pen and paper, a spray can and a wall or just a tattoo machine and your forehead, because right now you need to make a note of the fact that today, the day that FRONT issue 166 landed, is the day your life changed for the better. We’re back with a double team [...]
ALEX SIM-WISE IS A HOT CROSS BUNNY
If you’re hopping we’ll stop rabbiting on, sorry, our puns are hare to stay.
BOOM! HERE'S THE NEXT BIGGER-THAN-EVER ISSUE OF FRONT IN YO' FACE
Take your diary and set fire to it, because your next four weeks are gonna be filled with all things amazing, courtesy of the newest issue of FRONT. Hell, we’ve fucking outdone ourselves this time buy cramming billions of big names, tonnes of essential fashion, truck-loads of killer music and a couple of sexier-than-your-girlfriend girls. [...]
HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDIES: HERE'S THE NEW ISSUE OF FRONT!
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW (unless it’s saving someone’s life, in which case, we’ll give you three seconds). The newest, freshest and excellentest issue of FRONT is winging its way to a newsagent’s shelf near you as we speak, and heck, it’s going to change your life. Here’s a few reasons why: THE [...]
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Ryan Jeffery Parker
April 18, 2011
Sweet Zombie Jesus you’re Sexy as Fuck!!!
Y-Fronts and a cape works surprisingly well on you ;}
barney
April 18, 2011
smoking hot and cool as fuck what more could any one ever ask for
Paul
April 18, 2011
Sim Wise is one beautiful bastard! I love her spazzy little face.
Samiam
April 19, 2011
What i’d do to be your hand bra
wafflesfordinner
April 20, 2011
moshing hard…………………………………..
TheNineTailedFox
April 24, 2011
Such a legend. :’)
Jay
May 26, 2011
hot hot hot
TheLateGreatMR
June 12, 2011
She needs a proper shoot, one photo a month is not enough!
Jay
June 29, 2011
She is one spicy tamale,more photo ops of her in every mag please
Ronnie aka Scouse
August 2, 2011
Greetings from Afghanistan……..
It’s official, you are the hottest girl @ Front!! x
sickkid
August 25, 2011
barney is so right hot and cool the perfect mix and i love red hair
OceAnN
November 12, 2011
hot hot hot on the fix fix fix defenetlyone for next years calender
arymhrs
February 11, 2012
yeaaayy boobs beautiful
Koorosh Forootan
March 27, 2012
Still the best FRONT girl, IMO.
4 trackbacks
ALEX SIM-WISE ULTRA MEGA-GALLERY | FRONT – The funniest, sexiest magazine on Earth
on October 11, 2011AHOY THERE, ALEX SIM-WISE! | FRONT – The funniest, sexiest magazine on Earth
on October 21, 2011Interview with Alex Sim-Wise: How she became a model, her experiences, and the realities of working in games journalism
on November 9, 2011HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALEX SIM-WISE! | FRONT – The funniest, sexiest magazine on Earth
on November 11, 2011Recent Chatter
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