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ALEX SIM-WISE

Alex Sim-Wise making a rude gesture

You’ve lived by her Wise Words, LOLLED at her Games page and probably seen her more-than-a-handful of boobies more than a handful of times.

Some interesting titbits of information about Alex include the following: she likes pandas, Nando’s and Dungeons & Dragons (the cartoon, not the game), has the naturally fiery pretty hair and used to used to be a cheerleader.

Twenty-first-century Jesus, Andrew WK, once announced on Twitter: “It’s official. @SimWise parties hard!” Don’t know about you, but that’s all the convincing we need.

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Recent posts featuring Alex Sim-Wise

  • vitaHEY, REMEMBER THAT THE PS VITA IS OUT YEAH?!
    Back in issue 165 (you can still get it HERE) we featured the new PS Vita in our awesomely great 8 Essential Things, reviewed by the lovely Sim-Wise. Now they’ve released a pretty cool promo ad with that magical dude Dynamo sitting on top of Nelson’s Column… that wasn’t a gay in-your-endo either. Go buy [...]
  • 166 COVERSHOOT HANNAH & LUCY1STOP! DROP EVERYTHING! GO FIND THE NEW AMAZING ISSUE OF FRONT, OUT TODAY!
    Grab a pen and paper, a spray can and a wall or just a tattoo machine and your forehead, because right now you need to make a note of the fact that today, the day that FRONT issue 166 landed, is the day your life changed for the better. We’re back with a double team [...]
  • SIM-WISEALEX SIM-WISE IS A HOT CROSS BUNNY
    If you’re hopping we’ll stop rabbiting on, sorry, our puns are hare to stay.
  • coversabineBOOM! HERE'S THE NEXT BIGGER-THAN-EVER ISSUE OF FRONT IN YO' FACE
    Take your diary and set fire to it, because your next four weeks are gonna be filled with all things amazing, courtesy of the newest issue of FRONT. Hell, we’ve fucking outdone ourselves this time buy cramming billions of big names, tonnes of essential fashion, truck-loads of killer music and a couple of sexier-than-your-girlfriend girls. [...]
  • coversmallHOLD ON TO YOUR UNDIES: HERE'S THE NEW ISSUE OF FRONT!
    STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW (unless it’s saving someone’s life, in which case, we’ll give you three seconds). The newest, freshest and excellentest issue of FRONT is winging its way to a newsagent’s shelf near you as we speak, and heck, it’s going to change your life. Here’s a few reasons why: THE [...]

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14 responses to ALEX SIM-WISE

  1. Ryan Jeffery Parker
    April 18, 2011

    Sweet Zombie Jesus you’re Sexy as Fuck!!!
    Y-Fronts and a cape works surprisingly well on you ;}

  2. Avatar of barney

    barney
    April 18, 2011

    smoking hot and cool as fuck what more could any one ever ask for

  3. Paul
    April 18, 2011

    Sim Wise is one beautiful bastard! I love her spazzy little face.

  4. Samiam
    April 19, 2011

    What i’d do to be your hand bra

  5. wafflesfordinner
    April 20, 2011

    moshing hard…………………………………..

  6. Avatar of TheNineTailedFox

    TheNineTailedFox
    April 24, 2011

    Such a legend. :’)

  7. Jay
    May 26, 2011

    hot hot hot

  8. Avatar of TheLateGreatMR

    TheLateGreatMR
    June 12, 2011

    She needs a proper shoot, one photo a month is not enough!

  9. Jay
    June 29, 2011

    She is one spicy tamale,more photo ops of her in every mag please

  10. Avatar of Ronnie aka Scouse

    Ronnie aka Scouse
    August 2, 2011

    Greetings from Afghanistan……..
    It’s official, you are the hottest girl @ Front!! x

  11. sickkid
    August 25, 2011

    barney is so right hot and cool the perfect mix and i love red hair

  12. OceAnN
    November 12, 2011

    hot hot hot on the fix fix fix defenetlyone for next years calender

  13. Avatar of arymhrs

    arymhrs
    February 11, 2012

    yeaaayy boobs beautiful

  14. Avatar of Koorosh Forootan

    Koorosh Forootan
    March 27, 2012

    Still the best FRONT girl, IMO.

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