You think you’re well ‘ard don’t you? That’s why you can neck 20 pints and still do a dance. But your mates are proper weak when it comes to drink, and that’s why Mate In A State exists. It’s featured in every issue of FRONT and has shown everything from people covered in drawn on willies to people riding exercise bikes while naked and a bucket on their head. People can’t handle their drink. But do you know who wouldn’t be on this page? Jason Statham, he’s harder than an outdoor toilet. And to celebrate his new film Homefront (reviewed in FRONT 189) we’re giving away a PS Vita and Jason Statham DVD bundle. Pretty sweet huh?
All you need to do is send us photos of your mate in a state to email@example.com. If you’re lucky you’ll end up in the raddest magazine in the universe.
If you haven’t seen Homefront it’s about Jason Statham and his two mates, Feet and Fists, who like to go around beating up rednecks. He also has a daughter so he’s all sweet and that, but don’t let that put you off – just pay attention to his two mates, they’re the ones that are worth watching. Because of all the beating up and stuff.
We bloody love Statham. And you do too. DON’T YOU?! That’s why we put together this Stathamonary to get you out of any situation. Check it after the jump…
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