We have made some thoughtful Valentine’s cards for your loved-one(s). Click to download what will definitely make any girl swoon/cry/kiss you with tongues. We tested them on some girls we found and 99% of them cried, so you know they work because a girl crying means she loves you, like when the lady in Jaws does it.
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For those of you who bought the latest issue of FRONT but have disintegrated the picture of Alysha and Arabella into a crumpled, cry-y mess after taking it everywhere with you – sticking it to the mirror while you shower, to the fridge while you make eggy bread, putting it under your pillow after whispering sweet nothings into its non-existent ear at night – never fear. Here it is in MASSIVE WALLPAPER form. Take care of them.
You can’t see her face, but we promise you, this is the beautiful, wonderful, lovely-faced (if only you could see it) Alysha Nett in wallpaper form. We’ve given you her torso instead, though. Happy? We thought so, we thought you would be, we’re so glad you like it. Some nice drawings on her skin there innit, a bit like real wallpaper.
Oh maaan, our rad advent calendar (or Radvent Calendar, if you will) is almost done, and we’re going to shed a tear or two. As if to rub your salty tears into your wounds, we’ve rekindled your love for the insanely brilliant Maille Doyle, straight outta her shoot with Arabella and El Wood. You should probably get that issue in your life if you’ve not got it already. It’s a bit fucking special. Grab it here.
Once you’ve stolen your eyes away from Maille, get your download fingers clicking for a free track from Welsh hardcore rabble Crossbreaker. Go check them out in issue 161 (the one with the awesome Sabine on the cover), find more info on them here and once you’re all clued up and clever, click the banner below to get your hands on some ace new music.
NON-SHIT CHRISTMAS MOVIE TRAILER OF THE DAY: RARE EXPORTS (2010)
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Ohhhh holy crapstains, Xmas is creeping closer now that we’re double digits deep into December. In the least-Christmassy anecdote ever, did you know that pretty-faced Emily Laser, pictured just up there, prefers the sea to swimming pools, because in the sea you can “play with hammerheads”? AMAZING.
ALSO, we’ve got a very excellent free download of Do What We Do by our faves Don Broco, because you bloody deserve it. Grab your FREE TRACK HERE. Plus, after the jump, there’s the non-shit Christmas movie trailer of the day. Today’s has Michael Caine doing the most acting ever…
We’ve delved deep inside our bulging sacks, had a thorough rummage around, and out popped these free gifts for you that’ll look just lovely splashed all over your living room. Download these kick-ass FRONT Xmas cards by clicking below, and make your family love you enough to give you even bigger presents this year.
FRONT’S ADVENT CALENDAR, DAY SIX: MEL CLARKE BEING CHASED BY A MOUSE, SOUNDTRACKED BY CEREBRAL BALLZY
It’s December 6th: enjoy! Imagine you’re a mouse. Now imagine that you’re chasing Mellisa Clarke around her house, not in a weird way – how much fun does that sound? You’re right, lots and lots. Unfortunately, in reality, this can’t happen due to science and stuff. However, here at FRONT, we like to make dreams come true, so with a little creative camera work, we’ve made it happen. No need to thank us.
Music: On The Run by Cerebral Ballzy.
Because of Ballzy, instead of a non-shit Christmas movie trailer, enjoy Beavis and Butt-Head’s Christmas celebrations after the jump.
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