Download this, and you’ll improve your life expectancy by about five days. There’s no way that can’t be true. Probably.
See more of Maille in issue 154 of FRONT, out now.
As an extra thanks for all the This Rocks you threw us last week for our Rosie Jones pics, we’re dishing up this very classy wallpaper for you and your desktop’s pleasure.
And now that we’ve finally got a full-time web blokey, let us know what other FRONT pics you’d like to see magically converted into glorious wallpapers.
2011′s gonna be a big year for hardcore mob La Dispute, who quietly snuck out one of 2009′s best albums that we’ve been tickled silly by in 2010.
Get all giddy about the past, present and future by grabbing yourself the skill track New Storms For Older Lovers above, and let the grumbles of excitement for next year’s new album rush through your balls.
Word on the street is that if you download this metal-as-fuck Trash Talk wallpaper, then the boys themselves will come round to your place and party like it’s 2010. Don’t believe us? We’ve slapped them onto our office computers, and now our workplace is a fucking MESS.