This is truly EPIC #TheRidge
This is truly EPIC #TheRidge
Starring – Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, and loads of people that talk like the Fosters advert
What’s the crack? Hapless idiots Will, Simon and Neil head over to meet the bullshit spewing Jay on his gap year in ‘the sex capital of the world’ Australia, for some travelling and hijinks.
Why the fuck should I care? Because the last one was funny, a bit cringey and shit, but funny, and this one will make you piss pants yourself laughing. Jay is on top form with his make believe sex acts and success, and Will is pretty much a poster boy for failing with women, which provides some hilariously awkward situations. There’s also a trip to a waterpark which couldn’t go any worse and ends up being one of the highlights of the film. We suggest you go watch it, purely on the basis that there is something in there that anyone can relate to at some point or another in their life, because let’s face it… Life is a big, fucked up, messy, sticky, embarrassing comedy of learning curves and mistakes, which is what the writers of this film have nailed.
In a nutshell. AWKWARD BANTS DOWN UNDER (this is a joke, we don’t say Bants, go watch the film)
In cinemas right now
This Premieres tonight and we have been told it’s 99% unseen footage – Winning!
If it’s anywhere near as rad as The Dirty Sanchez Movie then it’ll be placed on repeat in #FrontArmy HQ until a minimum of 10 visitors have been sick watching it, sick in a good way.
The 6 year old child inside #FrontArmy just got so excited he tried to jump out via our arse, either that or the Curry we ate last night was brutal…
Either way it’s TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!
Ok, fine, this looks brilliant.
It’s out on the 6th June.
Just after Lamb Of God finished kicking our arses on their headline tour last week, they’ve gone and announced a film. Originally about the power of music and its impact on cultures across the world, the film suddenly became a different story when frontman Randy Blythe was arrested and charged with manslaughter after an incident at a show in the Czech Republic. As The Palaces Burn tells the story of how one of the world’s biggest and best metal bands faced what would tear other bands apart head on.
The film will be shown at 350 different cinemas across UK and Ireland – find your nearest screening HERE.
I love slasher films – Halloween, A Nightmare On Elm Street, The Prowler, My Bloody Valentine – all that shit. But my favourite ones are the fucking Friday The 13th series (the ones that are 18s anyway). Jason Voorhees is a big old legend and I like him very much. He shunts around with a hench machete and dashes bare teenagers with it. Normally because they’ve had sex or smoked weed or something – gutted! Literally.
Obviously, we all know by now that he’s not even the killer in the first film, but after the second film, he gets his act together and starts merking on the regs (although without his trademark hockey mask – he gets that in Part III). Now, I have seen the second and third entries in this series, but if you take a trip down BBFC Lane, then you’ll notice that they are both classified as 15s. When I watched them they were 18s, so it was ok, BUT OBVIOUSLY I’LL NEVER LOOK AT THEM AGAIN WITH A TEN FOOT EYEBALL. Check it out… »
Behold the plasticky magnificence of Behind The Bricks, a making-of documentary with a difference (the difference being, it’s fake). Making a movie about LEGO should have been the worst move ever – a lazy, cynical cash-in that made no sense. But somehow it’s ended up looking like goddamn loads of fun. The old-school astronaut is clearly the best. Damn it, LEGO’s the tits. The movie’s out on Valentine’s Day for some reason.