Not out until Nofuckingvember, though. Twats. We might try and have a big nap and hopefully it’ll be out when we wake up. Anyone got any powerful sedatives?

Via David Soames . And, if this tickled your fancy, why not grab yourself the new issue of FRONT for a celebration of video game gore, where you’ll find Sub Zero not being amazingly nice to ol’ Raiden here.

Well, this looks ever-so-slightly COMPLETELY FUCKING AMAZING. More info at BrinkTheGame.com.

If we ever meet anyone who works at Bethesda, we’ll totally snog them right on the mouth-lips, because they’re pretty much awesome. Fallout 3 was the tizzle shizzle, and New Vegas looks like a similar kind of mindblowing radness. It’s coming in the fall, which is America-ish for autumn.

PS3 owners, prepare your boners. Heavy Rain drops in February Twenty-Ten, and Christ on a bike does it look amazing. The plot’s all a bit secretive, but focuses around you controlling one of four characters investigating a serial killer.

More info here, innit.

Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad Of Gay Tony just keeps looking better and better. Behold this Weazel News report about Liberty City’s glorious, glorious violence. Let’s hear it for violence! Yeah!

There are fucking PARACHUTES this time. Holy arse, this will be amazing. Dig out your disco pants and keep your eyes, ears and balls out for this, coming soon from our very good friends at Rockstar. Also, as with all GTA games, be prepared have to exercise a lot of willpower not to jack a bunch of cars for about a month after playing.

Roving, raving FRONT columnist Alex Sim-Wise has gone and made another of her wizard Sim-Wise Does Games featurettes, available for you to watch above. In this one, ASW pays a visit to Rocksteady Studios, makers of the soon-come Batman: Arkham Asylum game.

If you enjoy that one, you can watch more of Alex’s audio-visual video gaming shenanigans over at her YouTube channel. And if you don’t enjoy it… then… well, you can just flipping well naff off then, can’t you.