Holy fucking hell yeah, Max Payne 3 is out in five days. FIVE DAYS, EVERYONE! More info right HERE.

We only just found out the other day that Walking Dead artist Charlie Adlard (well, he did most of it) was British. Who knew?

Supposedly Rob Halford from Judas Priest has business cards he gives out that just have his name and his job – Rock God – with no contact details (because if Rob Halford wants to contact you, Rob Halford contacts you). The next coolest job title is probably God Of War. Here’s the teaser trailer for the new GOW game, out next year and featuring a young Kratos. BOOOOOM.

We just got back like five minutes ago. It looks motherfucking incredible. You can stab people in the neck and blow them out of windows and stop time and possess rats and all kinds of cool shit. It’s not got a locked-down release date yet, but it’s looking like late 2012. It’s been made by Bethesda, who did Fallout and completely know their onions, and it’s about an assassin in a plague-ridden steampunk world. It’s going to be fucking RADTOWN.

Damn strizzle.

Spider-Man’s got amazing grip, right, but if his grip suddenly gave out and he ended up slipping down one of his web rope things, he’d have to change his name to Slider-Man. Fucking hell, that was a rubbish-ass non-joke. But still, behold, the trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man, the videogame accompaniment to the movie (where for the first time ever there’ll be a semi-British Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield). The game’s out on June 26th, the movie on July 3rd.