This thing right here, Solipskier, is a bit of a bloody laugh. There’s no real point to it, other than making your funny little man do some tricks and stuff, but you get some pretty colours when he does, so it’s well worth six or seven hours of your life.
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November will see the newest installment in the mind-blowing COD series ruin yet more close relationships. As you can see from the epic trailer, Call of Duty: Black Ops is sure to keep us inside longer than is considered healthy for human beings, but it’s pretty cold outside now, right?
See you online mofos.
Not out until Nofuckingvember, though. Twats. We might try and have a big nap and hopefully it’ll be out when we wake up. Anyone got any powerful sedatives?
Well, this looks ever-so-slightly COMPLETELY FUCKING AMAZING. More info at BrinkTheGame.com.
If we ever meet anyone who works at Bethesda, we’ll totally snog them right on the mouth-lips, because they’re pretty much awesome. Fallout 3 was the tizzle shizzle, and New Vegas looks like a similar kind of mindblowing radness. It’s coming in the fall, which is America-ish for autumn.
PS3 owners, prepare your boners. Heavy Rain drops in February Twenty-Ten, and Christ on a bike does it look amazing. The plot’s all a bit secretive, but focuses around you controlling one of four characters investigating a serial killer.
More info here, innit.
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