Walking a line between hallucinogenic, hypnotic and homoerotic, with the occasional bear in swimming trunks thrown in, this is either super-double awesome or double-super awesome. It’s called Muscle Koushinkyoku, is coming to Japanese WiiWare next week, and is clearly the future of everything.
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RED DEAD REDEMPTION LOOKS A LITTLE BIT ACE
If you’re anything like us, you spend your free time running around dressed as a cowboy making pew-pew noises and wearing only a hat and bandana. You’ll be chuffed to know, then, that Red Dead Redemption, the sequel to 2004′s brilliant Wild West shooter Red Dead Revolver, looks a teeny tiny tad skill. Rockstar plus cowboys was never going to equal anything less than ace, though, now was it? Yee-haw! Oh, it’s not out until autumn? Shit. Where’s that hat gone?
ZOMG BEST GAME EVA
The comedy geniuses at The Onion have created a game that consists solely of shooting people point blank in the face. You can play it here. It’s super awesome. Our office computers date from about 1959, though, so it ran slower than the special kid in our PE class – be warned.
DiRT 2: THIS LOOKS AWESOME
Attention anyone who works in advertising: this is how you market a video game. Not only does this Colin McRae: DiRT 2 promo make the game look super bad-ass, but it also manages to include Vikki Blows and Kitty Lea looking as effortlessly amazing as ever. It’s almost enough to make you forget about the tragic death of Colin McRae. Oops.
The game’s out in September, fact fans, and may or may not come with a free sexy girl.
MORE HOUSE OF THE DEAD WALLPAPER SEXINESS
You lot have been getting so hot and dizzy over FRONT’s House Of The Dead: Overkill pics that we thought we’d whack up another set of tip-top titty wallpapers for you. They’re so good they should just be enough to distract you from the imminent zombie apocalypse. Gallery and wallpaper link after the jump.
A PLEASANT FEW MINUTES: DON’T SHIT YOUR PANTS
One of the most juvenile games we’ve played in years, Don’t Shit Your Pants is a thrilling few minutes of pants-shitting-avoidingness. You are a bald man who needs a shit. Will you make it until the time runs out without shitting your pants? Will you be able to achieve all ten Shitting Achievements and be crowned Shit King? Will you wonder afterwards if you could have spent your time more productively?
NO-WORK FRIDAY: HAPLAND
It’s Friday, so work can fuck right off. Clicking on the picture above will take you to Hapland, one of the most insanely frustrating games ever made. All you need to do is get that portal stargatey thing open by whatever means necessary – clicking here, clicking there, clicking fucking everywhere. It’ll drive you mad and make you kill your family. If you find it too frustrating, there’s a link to a cheat-sheet after the jump.
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TETRIS ANDRONICUS
If you’re swanky enough to own an iPod Touch or an iPhone, then triple-awesome New Jersey rockers Titus Andronicus (who’ve received the prestigious Album Of The Month award in the current issue of FRONT) have got a sweet freebie for you.
Loadin’ is a puzzle-type game that has you loadin’ (do you see?) the band’s tour van with equipment, sliding it into place to create neat, disappearing rows. Yep, it’s basically Tetris, only with guitars and keyboards and so on, plus the righteous racket of Titus Andronicus roaring away in the background. Simply type “Titus Andronicus” into the iTunes store search-bar to nab your free copy.
