Geddit? Cos she’s wearing a check shirt? What do you mean you call it ‘plaid’?

Decorate your desktop delightfully with Gabriella being great in a garden, and have a well wonderful weekend. Alliteration is absolutely awesome.

Bird’s-eye views of things are a bit done. FRONT is proud to present a wasp’s-eye view of Gabriella and Kitty picnicing away. You’ve not got long left to grab their issue from your friendly local newsagent (or our webstore – in fact, why not go for the limited-edition topless version of the cover?). Go! Now!

Music: Something’s Weird, by Man Overboard

Look, there’s Chris and Rob from Enter Shikari! Last time it was Mark Hoppus. Our guess for next time? Morgan Freeman.

That duvet’s made of real snow tiger, space dalmatian and arctic giraffe. Won’t somebody think of the arctic giraffes?

Hey, you can totally see loads more of Kitty Lea in our current issue right HERE.

It’s the Sunday before a Bank Holiday, traditionally a day where it’s obligatory to get in a right old state. To gee you up and get you going, what better way to get the blood rushing round your body than this outrageous picture of Canadian beauty Cala Rose?

Happy Saturday morning, everyone.