There’s no smoke without fire AND THERE’S A FUCK LOAD OF SMOKE IN THAT ROOM. GET OUT LASS!
Lass starred in FRONT 177 which you can pick up HERE.
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KITTY LEA’S STARTED A NEW JOB
She’s a psychiatrist. She has a slightly unorthodox method of administering the Rorschach test, but whatever.
See more of Kitty Lea HERE.
NEW ARABELLA POSTERS NOW AVAILABLE
Check it out! It’s the next-level-sexy special cover of FRONT 179 but ON A FUCKING MASSIVE SCALE! Why not use it to wallpaper your room, use it as a flag or stick up in your window so everyone outside thinks you’re best mates with Arabella.
ALT GIRL DIY: NATALIE JANE
Name: Natalie Jane
Age: 18
From: Newcastle
What are you up to right now? Drinking tea and making Pokémon on Minecraft.
Tell us about your tattoos and piercings… I have septum and medusa piercings – I had my left ear at 38mm, but now it looks like a cats arse! I have a few tattoos, too.
What’s your booze of choice? Malibu! It’s like a party in your mouth.
Natalie Jane featured in FRONT 179, which you can get HERE.
Fancy yourself as a FRONT model? Click HERE.
DON’T WORRY, STEPHY GREGORY IS OK
She was doing that Harlem Shake thing by that Psy bloke, what’s it called? Cha-Cha Slide or something? Yeah, well she was doing that and she fell over. She seems to be styling it out pretty nicely though.
Check out more of Stephy Gregory HERE.
VON IS ABOUT TO BE STRUCK OFF
That is most definitely an inappropriate way to behave as a dentist. You know, because of the light. It looks like a dentist’s light? No? YOU DO BETTER THEN!
Check out more of Von HERE.
INDIA IS EATING A CREP
Crep = Trainer. India is eating it. Crep = Crepe. You can eat a crepe. Crep and crepe sound the same.That is the joke. We made a joke. You are laughing. HAHAHAHA!
See more of India HERE.
NATALIE IS A LIGHTWEIGHT
She’s only had three beers and already she’s starting to show off. Ok, we get it, you’re prettier than us, Jeeeeez!
