OH MY DAYS! FRONT’s next issue is winging its way to shops as we speak…
Stay tuned for a full run-down of what to expect inside, including another pic or two of the brain-bendingly hot Natalie Blair. Try to contain your boners, yeah?
When you’re as sexy as Jessica Weekley and Emily D, you don’t get out of bed for nothing. Not even a can of Special Brew. We even tried wooing them out with a pack of Frazzles once but they didn’t budge, the fucking lovely twosome.
The mag comes off sale in a few days (to be replaced by another AMAZING one), so hurry down to the shops and get your hands on issue 147 while you still can. While you’re down there, God, we’re hungry. Can you pick us up some crisps or something? Ta.
Polaroids are great. So are asteroids. Haemmorhoids, however, are terrible, and steroids make your willy shrink, so there’s no consistency.
Name: Rexx Norris
What are you up to right now? “I’m cooking my yummy-tastic dinner. I realise that isn’t a word, either but that’s just cos I rock.”
Are you into tats and piercings? “Yeah, totally. I’ve got 17 piercings including my nipple and 3 stretchers in my ears. And I’ve got two tats, one of an ickle gecko and a rad one of this super hot nautical compass.”
Booze of choice: “Malibu, or totally Jager if its gonna be a messy night!”
By that, we mean have you seen this sexy picture of Sheena? We were trying to be a bit clever. Bonus fun: Repeat the header of this blog post in the style of Sean Connery by simply adding an extra ‘h’ to the word sexy.
Is it Mellisa’s jewelery that’s massive, or is it just that she’s really, really tiny? You decide, people.