Because there’s a lampshade there, yeah? It sort of almost works. We’d like to go shopping in Habitat with Von, and when we got to the checkout and they asked for money, we’d be like, “Fuck you twats!” and then Von would laugh and kiss us.
Come on, sleepy-head, it’s time to get up. You can’t charm us into staying in bed. Oh, okay, fuck it then…
Name: Hayley Sams
What are you up to right now? “Cleaning my room in my knickers.”
Booze of choice: “Southern Comfort and lime. Call it SoCo if you’re cool, like me.”
Perfect night out: “Good friends, good booze, good tunes and a hell of a lot of dancing.”