See loads more of the super brilliant Amelia in the super current issue.
Seriously, today’s totally worth sacking off. Look, Natalie’s waiting for you. Just tell your boss/teacher/mum/whatever that your leg’s fallen off, or something, and you need to leave and get to hers RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
FRONT’s mum would be pissed if she caught you with your feet up on the sofa, Rosy.
A special hello from Rosie and Natalie to our lovely American readers – we love y’all too, you crazy cowboy bastards. YEE-HA! etc
Come here, Emily, let’s see if we can’t fix that top.
The jammy midget prick.
Hello, Carla. Would you like to come round and watch a video of Twins, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito? Dad pressed pause in all the advert breaks, so it’s almost as good as if we properly bought it. We’ve baked you a cake as well. No?
The amazing Hannah Martin thought she’d pop on over to give her favouritest people (that’s you lot! Hooray for you lot!) a sexy crash course in DIY snapping.
If you’ve been left in any brain-muddled doubt as to how to correctly operate a camera, let us know below and we’ll see if a follow-up lesson can be arranged.