You see, right, what we’ve done there, is ‘a vest’ sounds a bit like ‘arrest’, and as she’s wearing the vest, she’s kind of under it, yeah? Of course, if you were ringing the police about Scarlet you wouldn’t dial nine nine nine, you’d dial FINE FINE FINE. We’re very good at this today.
You're in the massive digital filing cabinet of Girls
Name: Tabby Farrar
What are you up to right now? “Vegging out on the sofa watching the football and enjoying all the lovely knees on the screen.”
What’s your favourite album? “Right now it’s Major Lazer’s debut. I do chronically bad dancing to it in my living room and it scares the boys I live with.”
Booze of choice? “Cider, Cider, Cider, Cider. With a packet of Kettle Chips for fending off drunken munchies.”
What’s your perfect night out? “Pre-night-out drinks at mine, followed by a venture to as many pubs as possible, concluding in a pile of cheesy chips for the stumble home.”
First gig? “ Violet Violet at Norwich Arts Centre.”
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