It’s the little things that brighten up our days, you know?
Is your willy leaving you with worries? Is your cock causing confusion? D’you have a penis with problems, a horrifying hard-on or a broken boner? Drop our lovely Aunt Agony, Von, a line and get it off your chest and end up in the mag.
Go on, she’s waiting…
Name: Melissa Grisby
From: San Francisco
What are you up to right now? “Making lovely cup of tea for myself.”
Favourite album? “Any album that Morrissey has ever put out, including every Smiths record.”
Booze of choice? “Vodka, Jack Daniels and Champagne are my main turn-ons.”
Got any secret passions? “Naked sewing!”
Yup, it’s Alt Girl superstar Mellisa Clarke again, and she’s still looking proper rad.
Expect to see a helluva lot more of the amazing Mellisa in the next issue. You catch our drift, yeah?
Oh Lord, Emily ‘Laser’ Johnson, aka Emily ‘Laser Bear’ Johnson, aka Emily Johnson (although why you’d omit the Laser bit eludes us), how we love you.
Name: Leanne Burnham
What are you up to right now? “I work full time in Topshop, and I’m studying Social Sciences at Open University.”
Into your tattoos? “Yeah, they make skin look well sexier! I’m getting a tattoo of a pin-up girl on my left calf, I think it’s really sexy on girls. Two words: Vikki Blows. Yes please.”
Favourite album? “I loved A Day to Remember’s Homesick and Bring Me The Horizon’s Count Your Blessings.”