Just listen to that wacky cunt voiceover. What a ton of absolute shit-ass shite. This is possibly the actual worst thing in the world.

“Grab a friend, grab your daggers, and get your asses out to see us! Come see what life is like when it is trapped below the earth in a place where the sun is silent!” says Alesana vocalist/guitarist Shawn Milke. We don’t completely understand that, and we absolutely cannot condone the carrying of daggers (knife crime ain’t funny dudes), but what we do have is five pairs of tickets for their London show, as well as five copies of their album. If you want to be in with a chance of winning them, email the highest number you can think of to competitions@frontarmy.co.uk with Alesana in the subject line, and the five that land right in the middle will win a pair of tickets and an album each. Yeah, the ones in the middle. It’s difficult. Competition closes at lunchtime on Tuesday.

Wraps your eyes and ears around this: the brand-new, never played before and fucking excellent drop from Bournemouth hardcore’s Heart In Hand.The track, Tunnels, comes fresh out of the latest album Only Memories, which you can get a hold of HERE.

Oh, and go see them on their UK headline tour this month too, at any of the dates after the jump…
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Over at Big Deal they’ve extended their sale for you to get your hands on all their products. Your able to get up to 50% off on tees, vests, sweaters, hoodies and shorts so head HERE to get it all.

Just wait for him the throw the bastard. Then shit really kicks off.

Right now, while we sit here moaning our tits off about the shitty cold weather, the ThirtyTwo and Etnies snow team are make use of the icy conditions and shredding their way around Europe. Here, they’re hitting up Germany and Austria, with edits from Italy and France to follow.

When he’s not doing his Lower Than Atlantis-ing, frontman Mike Duce is looking after his clothing label Growing Up Gets Me Down with drops like the above. They’re selling out super quick, so if you like what you see, act on it.

Buy shit here.

Happy birthday to Honour Over Glory who’ve hit the ripe age of three today. To celebrate, they’re having a flash sale with 50% off some of their latest tees, crews and snapbacks, so go fill up your wardrobe.