We tried telling the breathtakingly amazing Holly Peers that she had to put the letters on the board, but she insisted on sticking them on her boobs. Fuck it, who are we to complain? Scrabble’s shit anyway.

Want more Holly? Sure you do. Check her out in the current issue of FRONT in all her sexy glory. Buy it here.

Some of you fine lookin’ people may have already seen this first as your part of your regular FRONT newsletter. For the rest of you, here’s a sexy vid from this month’s Holly cover shoot.

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If you’ve already got your sticky fingers on our new issue (out this week), you’ll have met the mind-blowing Holly, our ace cover girl. Not only have have you lucky fucks seen her in paper form, but here you’ll see her sexy self in brain-burning motion!

If all fitness videos were like this we’d be bloody tanked and, like, kick people in the shins all the time.

What better way to celebrate a very average Tuesday than with a very sexy video of Vikki Blows from our most recent and most awesome cover shoot.

Why not treat yourself to the latest issue for £3.80 right here, and we’ll even do the postage and packaging for free, and just maybe we’ll throw in a million-quid book token. Just maybe.

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Go check out Blood Brothers, the tip-top tattoo shop that let us run riot during our shoot.

We’ve often wondered who exactly it is that makes these sorts of things. Well done to them, ya know, but Christ, that’s a lot of time to fill.

Breathtaking. We love the way it just all rolls rubbishly on with one of the weakest high-kicks you’re ever likely to see.

Blackpool pop-punk bros Me Vs Hero have just chucked us over their ace new vid to have a gander at. Nice guys, they is.

Right now, can you think of anywhere better to be than on holiday with Hannah and India? Not even Alton Towers compares.

You might have already seen this, if you’re a super on-the-ball newsletter subscriber. If you aren’t one, sort it out, yeah?