Chocolates or flowers?
Lager or cider?
You know I’m a cider fiend.
Come Dine With Me or Coach Trip?
CDWM, but they always cook fucking scallops!
Pretty-as-a-picture Mellisa Clarke is FRONT through and through, climbing the ranks from awesome Alt Girl to a mind-bendingly awesome cover girl in just over a year. When she’s not sexing up our fine publication, Mel is hitting festivals, topping our Sexy Cool List (back in issue 152) and saving the world from giant asteroids. We’re not 100 per cent certain on that last bit, but it’s probably true.
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MELLISA CLARKE’S SEXY VIDEO PLAYLIST
Recent posts featuring Mellisa Clarke
- FRONT'S RADVENT CALENDAR #25: MEL CLARKE
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! If you’re reading this on Christmas Day then you’ve made the right decision of ignoring your drunken nan and reading the best website in the world. As a thank you here’s a special Christmas gallery from the Queen Of Alt Girls – Mel Clarke! You didn’t think we’d sack off the last […]
- FRONT'S RADVENT CALENDAR #24: MELLISA CLARKE IN VIDEO FORM
“It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents” say the guys in Blink 182 and we have to agree. We would have wrapped them all and bunged them under the tree before cracking open the Buck’s Fizz… if we hadn’t been mesmerised by this video of Mellisa Clarke from FRONT 189. We’ve had […]
- FRONT'S RADVENT CALENDAR #15: MELLISA CLARKE WALLPAPERS
Yeah, it’s Sunday 15th December and you still haven’t bought any fucking presents you awful person. Mind you, it’s looking a bit cold outside, and you’ve got all that other important stuff to do – right? You might as well just stay in with the stunning Mel Clarke as she makes your screen look at […]
- FRONT TV: MELLISA CLARKE IS THE PERFECT STOCKING FILLER
Oh Mellisa Clarke we love you. We love you so much that even when you’re riding a rocket on the cover of FRONT 189 you still look sexy as hell. But as we all know, videos are better than pictures and that’s why we’ve put together this special one from Mel’s superhot covershoot. It’s the […]
- ROCKET TO THE MOON WITH MEL CLARKE IN FRONT 189
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No… it’s Mellisa Clarke riding a fucking rocket in FRONT 189! Where else are you going to see the Queen Of Alt Girls doing that, eh? Well you better go and grab a copy of this Alt Girl-tastic issue as quick as possible. It’s not just Mel we’re shouting […]
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