TEA OR COFFEE?
Tea. Early Grey especially. The Early is the best.
POOL OR SEA?
Sea, so I could play with hammerhead sharks.
BEER OR CIDER?
There’s not much better in the world than lasers and boobs. Luckily, we have combined both amazing things in one neat, blonde package for your viewing pleasure. Emily ‘Laser’ Johnston doesn’t only have an ace nickname and a bloody nice boobies, she’s also from the home of the pork pie. Mmmm pork. Mmm, pies…
Emily’s sexy video playlist
Recent posts featuring Emily Johnston
- IT'S THE OTHER WAY ROUND EMILY
If you’re trying to do that Batman eyes thing with your hands. That’s what you’re trying to do isn’t it? It’s a pretty cool and fun thing to do at parties, trust us. Check out more of Emily HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- EMILY JOHNSTON AND HER INVISIBLE PHONE
Don’t pretend you’re not laughing at our hilarious joke. It was amazing wasn’t it? WASN’T IT!? Check out more of Emily HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- WHAT A VIEW! IT'S INDIA, EMILY JOHNSTON AND LUCY V
It’s Thursday, so here’s Thu-ree gorgeous girls for you. We’re just so fucking kind aren’t we? Now why not go and buy three copies of FRONT 171 where you can find the rest of this shoot? There’s two different covers to choose from, so the maths almost works! Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- EMILY JOHNSTON PLAYS DOCTORS AND NURSES
Doctor doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum! Don’t worry, I’ve got some cream for that. It turns out ‘Doctor doctor’ jokes aren’t very funny after all. Your childhood was one big fat lie. So why not cheer yourself up by watching Emily have a naked fight with a tiger HERE. It’s sexy and [...]
- KICK-START YOUR WEEK WITH A TOPLESS PICTURE OF EMILY LASER
See loads more Emily Laser HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+