TEA OR COFFEE?
Tea. Early Grey especially. The Early is the best.
POOL OR SEA?
Sea, so I could play with hammerhead sharks.
BEER OR CIDER?
There’s not much better in the world than lasers and boobs. Luckily, we have combined both amazing things in one neat, blonde package for your viewing pleasure. Emily ‘Laser’ Johnston doesn’t only have an ace nickname and a bloody nice boobies, she’s also from the home of the pork pie. Mmmm pork. Mmm, pies…
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Emily’s sexy video playlist
Recent posts featuring Emily Johnston
- IT'S EMILY JOHNSTON'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! YAAAAAAAAY!
We love a good excuse to get pissed, and we think this is the perfect example. You can show off and stuff! Although Emily’s still not going to fancy you – have you seen the state of your beard? Anyway, happy birthday Emily Johnston! Check out more of Emily HERE and the always amazing video […]
- THROWBACK THURSDAY: ISSUE 136 FEAT ROSIE JONES AND EMILY LASER
The rest of the internet seems to love Throwback Thursday, so we thought we’d get in on it – every so often, on the day named after the Norse god of thunder, we’ll be bringing you previously-unseen gold from the archives. We’re starting with issue 136, full of autumnal goodness and available for a colossal […]
- TEN SEXY GIRLS... MAKING A SPLASH
Just because it’s not that warm any more doesn’t mean you can’t go swimming – just ask this bunch of beautiful ladies! In this week’s Ten Sexy Girls gallery we thought we’d take a dip with 15 FRONT girls – that’s 50% more than advertised FUCKING HELL WE’RE KIND! So check out the wet and […]
- INDIA CATCHES THE CAT BURGLAR
No, wait, that’s Emily. It wasn’t a very convincing disguise. Check out more of India HERE and Emily HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Tumblr
- EMILY TRIES OUT A NEW SUMMER OUTFIT
Normally we wouldn’t recommend wearing gloves in this heat, but somehow this works. Check out more of Emily HERE and a video of her FIGHTING A TIGER over HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Tumblr