EMILY ‘LASER’ JOHNSTON

There’s not much better in the world than lasers and boobs. Luckily, we have combined both amazing things in one neat, blonde package for your viewing pleasure. Emily ‘Laser’ Johnston doesn’t only have an ace nickname and a bloody nice boobies, she’s also from the home of the pork pie. Mmmm pork. Mmm, pies…

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Emily has see-through undies

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Emily's cover shoot

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Emily’s sexy video playlist

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Recent posts featuring Emily Johnston

• FRONT'S ADVENT CALENDAR, DAY TEN: EMILY LASER AND FREE DON BROCO DOWNLOAD
  Ohhhh holy crapstains, Xmas is creeping closer now that we’re double digits deep into December. In the least-Christmassy anecdote ever, did you know that pretty-faced Emily Laser, pictured just up there, prefers the sea to swimming pools, because in the sea you can “play with hammerheads”? AMAZING. ALSO, we’ve got a very excellent free download [...]
• EMILY LASER, TABBY FARRAR, ELLE RICHIE AND LAUREN FERNANDEZ JUST KINDA CHILLIN'
  It’s rare that we’ll post a picture here with seven nipples in it, but HOLY SHITBALLS, SEVEN NIPPLES, YO! Has anyone got an inhaler? We need a lie down.
• BOOM! HERE'S THE NEXT BIGGER-THAN-EVER ISSUE OF FRONT IN YO' FACE
  Take your diary and set fire to it, because your next four weeks are gonna be filled with all things amazing, courtesy of the newest issue of FRONT. Hell, we’ve fucking outdone ourselves this time buy cramming billions of big names, tonnes of essential fashion, truck-loads of killer music and a couple of sexier-than-your-girlfriend girls. [...]
• EMILY'S WET THROUGH
  A warm, wet, hearty congratulations to Emily ‘Laser Bear’ Johnston for pulling off the wet look and avoiding the drowned-rat-in-a-sewer-like-us-after-a little-light-rain look. Well done. Really Emily, well done.
• EMILY JOHNSTON IS NAKED ON HER NEW PROFILE
  Good afternoon. We’ve made something for you. It’s a profile of Emily ‘Laser’ Johnston. Emily appears to have no clothes on in a lot of the pictures we’ve included in this profile, for which we profusely apologise: we’re sorry; we’re so sorry etc. If, by some shocking stroke of luck, you actually like looking at [...]

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