We saw you last night, strutting your ‘moves’ on the dance floor, and we’ve got news for you, Travolta – they were FUCKING SHIT. Stick to the bar and leave the dancing to the professionals, like Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan.
OH WHAT’S THAT ABOUT CHANNING TATUM AND JENNA DEWAN? FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THEM BECAUSE STEP UP IS ON TODAY.
Step Up is amazing and if you haven’t seen it then you need to sort that out, sharpish.
Step Up is about Channing Tatum, this silly billy who gets pissed and smashes up a school so has to do community service at the very same school. Channing Tatum is extremely good at dancing and obviously this school is a posh private dance academy, so eventually the two meet in a ‘dance scenario’. Of course they allow the vandal that trashed their school to join in on the end of term dance recital – OF COURSE.
OF COURSE HE THEN FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE BEST FEMALE DANCER AT THE SCHOOL! OF COURSE!
Look, this is a silly, shit film but the dancing is really quite good indeed. It’s got a good soundtrack too, if you strictly like R&B – which you obviously do otherwise you wouldn’t be reading FRONT would you? You might balk at the thought of spending more than 5 minutes with a film like this, but trust us, IT’S BLOODY GREAT. And so are the sequels.
It’s on ITV at 4.05pm.