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LET DANIELLE TAKE YOU DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY

DANIELLE
That doesn’t really mean anything, that headline. Danielle’s not going to turn up outside your house driving a bus that says “Paradise City” on the front as the destination. It was just an attempt to get a vaguely sexy-sounding Guns’N'Roses reference into the headline. “Take me Danielle’s Paradise Pretty” scans and contains both her name and a reference to how beautiful she is but is also nonsense. It’s hard, this stuff.

Buy the issue this came from here. It’s what Axl would want.

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