HETTIE BUTLER

Hettie Butler

Boy George’s radiator or Barrymore’s pool?

I don’t wanna die, so the radiator.

Lambs or piglets?

I really realy want a tiny pig. I’d call it Fritz.

Scrawny skater or burly sports brute?

Skater boys are well sexy, much more so than rugby types.

Hettie Butler, despite definitely having the poshest most plummy name in the world ever, is actually well fun (she likes Grand Theft Auto and skating, WOW) and super fit into the bargain (obvs.) She’s made FRONT’s cover look the bee’s bollocks twice, as well as getting naked for a sexual Full Frontal shoot not so long ago. We love you, Hettie. Please don’t leave us cos you’ve realised you’re too good for us and need to be in magazines more befitting, like those weird posh ones you can only find in hairdressers. Please? We’re not due a short back and sides for a while yet.