It’s 24 April, 2009. It’s sunny, and our office is near a canal, so it seems like it would be outright motherfucking silly to not get pissed-up.
We’re ideally gonna get so arseholed that we end up doing something amazing like building an adventure playground in a skip, and later getting arrested for attacking Tim Lovejoy with a piece of wood while shouting “Time to kiss the spider!” and doing a poo.
Also, enjoy this image of a different, awesomer Tim. How strong a look is that? As one commenter on his Twitter wrote, “That’s a lot of shit-roll, Big Dawg.” Look out for a killer interview with Westwood in the new issue next week, but in the meantime, GET YO’ DRUNKS ON.