Booze, girls and cool people. And a load of champagne. Oh, and a party properly kicks arse if all three of the emergency services are called.
If you had the ability to draw anything and have it come to life, what would you draw?
I’d draw a lion to set on my enemies, but I’m not sure how it would work. Wouldn’t the lion just maim me as soon as it came to life?
Party poppers or a poppers party?
A poppers party! Everyone loves poppers, right?
The better-than-anything-ever Jessica Weekley has now retired from modelling, which is a shame, but fair enough – she’s like the George Best of the industry in that way. She’s also funny as hell and looks better wearing Mickey Mouse ears than anyone since, well, Mickey Mouse.
JESSICA WEEKLEY'S STILL WASHING OFF THE WEEKEND WILDNESS Look, see all that glitter up her thigh? That’s a fucking nobhead to wash off, that is. We’d know. We once had a drunken situation in a glitter factory that you would NOT believe… More Jessica Weekley HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
JESS W AND EMILY D BEING INCREDIBLY RUDE That’s rude, rude behaviour, Jess and Emily. If you were doing that in a Lloyds TSB you’d be thrown right out. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
SEREN, HETTIE AND JESSICA INVITE YOU TO THE BEST PANTS PARTY EVER Although, they’ve seen your pants. They’re the ones that say ’100% Beef’ along the elastic, and have a little wet patch where you’ve not shaken your willy good enough. Yeah, if you could just give your invite to someone else, that would be great. x Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+