Lauren has a pet iguana. Yep, we know we mentioned that below too, but it’s too amazing not to repeat. He’s called Houdini, btw.
Lauren would rather sleep in her bath than tidy her bedroom. She wouldn’t want to sleep in our bath, mind. It has a sleeping hobo in there. He’s a fucking prick.
Lauren is a Ready Brek thief. “I’m always doing it, but nobody suspects me because I’m tiny,” she admits. So was Lil Wayne, but he got busted good. Let that be a lesson to you, Lauren.
Back in 2009, we named Lauren our ‘Fittest Student Body’ because, er, her body is dead fit and studenty. Not only that, but she has a pet iguana and loves junk food. Amazing, amazing, amazing.
LAUREN ROBSON’S SEXY VIDEO PLAYLIST
Recent posts featuring Lauren Robson
- A SHOES-EYE VIEW OF LAUREN, SORT OF, VAGUELY
It’s like her socks are INSIDE your SKULL. INSIDE your SKULL! Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- WOMAN IN A FRIDGE! WOMAN IN A FRIDGE! LAUREN'S IN A FRIDGE! WOMAN IN A FRIDGE!
Alright, that headline was misleading, she’s just looking in a fridge, but still, she’s Lauren Robson, nobody feels ripped off. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- LAUREN GETS DRESSED... BACKWARDS
Hm, we normally get dressed from the top down. You know, thermal vest, Vote For Pedro t-shirt, Tighty Whities, chinos etc etc. How’s Lauren going to get her trousers on now? She still looks nice without, though… Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- OH HAPPY DAY, IT'S LAUREN ROBSON'S PROFILE
Want to see the sexy-as-whaaat Lauren Robson sillying about on a bike (exercise is essential for maintaining a healthy lifestyle), sitting in a sink (she can fit in a sink!), eating squirty cream (who doesn’t love squirty cream?) and biting some geek glasses (as above)? We bloody knew it! Click HERE to see the girl [...]
- LAUREN ROBSON BITES HER TIGHTS
We’re loving the tights and the biting and the nakedness and your face and the way the red of the tights brings out the red of your hair and everything Lauren, we really are. Erm… WTF is with those microphones? Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+