Chocolates or flowers?
Lager or cider?
You know I’m a cider fiend.
Come Dine With Me or Coach Trip?
CDWM, but they always cook fucking scallops!
Pretty-as-a-picture Mellisa Clarke is FRONT through and through, climbing the ranks from awesome Alt Girl to a mind-bendingly awesome cover girl in just over a year. When she’s not sexing up our fine publication, Mel is hitting festivals, topping our Sexy Cool List (back in issue 152) and saving the world from giant asteroids. We’re not 100 per cent certain on that last bit, but it’s probably true.
MELLISA CLARKE’S SEXY VIDEO PLAYLIST
Recent posts featuring Mellisa Clarke
- MEL & KESHIA ARE GEELS ON WHEELS
Geels – what we’re saying is ‘girls’, there. Girls doesn’t rhyme with wheels so the joke wouldn’t work. Sorry, the ‘joke’ wouldn’t work. See ya! See more of Mel HERE and Keshia HERE. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
- FRONT TV: MEL CLARKE AND REBECCA CROW PLAYING TETRIS
Here we go, it’s the fourth part of our sexy video gaming quadrilogy. We’ve had videos from Mel Clarke, Jess Davies and Rebecca Crow so far (click their names to watch their videos), and now we’ve got Mel and Rebecca TOGETHER IN ONE VIDEO!!! Watch it, watch it now! All videos are taken from FRONT [...]
- WE REACHED 50,000 TWITTER FOLLOWERS, SO HERE'S A TREAT
No doubt you follow us on Twitter, we tweet some absolute fucking gold – most of it about The Simpsons. But this week we hit the magic number of 50,000 followers, and as a thank you we’re giving you a hypersexy wallpaper of Mel Clarke, Rebecca Crow and Jess Davies from FRONT 180. If you [...]
- FRONT TV: SUPER JESS DAVIES
In the third part of the mega-sexy FRONT 180 quadrilogy, it’s the brain-shatteringly hot Jess Davies. We’re talking real talk now, this video will blow your tiny mind. Strap yourself in. But if that’s not enough, check out the previous videos of Mel HERE and Rebecca Crow HERE. Pick up a copy of FRONT 180
- FRONT TV: REBECCA CROW X ANGRY BIRDS
Did you see the video of Mel Clarke and her Sega Dreamcast? If not, watch it HERE now before you carry on reading. You’ve watched it now? Good. In the second part of our FRONT 180 video series, here’s Rebecca Crow X Angry Birds. Watch it ten times then go and get FRONT 180 for [...]
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