Taxi – you can get up to all sorts in the back of one.
’Spoons or Yates’s?
’Spoons. Cheap jugs.
Cheesy chat-up or bad-ass dancing?
Dancing, but please, no pelvic thrusts. Thanks.
You may recognise Natalie from the cover of our 148 issue, where she wore a lovely bobble hat and er… not much else. Natalie likes Travie McCoy, apple pie, sambuca and Ring Of Fire and she is lovely.
NATALIE IS A LIGHTWEIGHT She’s only had three beers and already she’s starting to show off. Ok, we get it, you’re prettier than us, Jeeeeez! Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
NATALIE BLAIR'S HAT SHOULD KEEP HER WARM, HOPEFULLY You lose 90 per cent of your body heat through your head, apparently, so Natalie here should be fine, absolutely fine. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
FUCK YEAH NATALIE BLAIR Her profile is ready! Isn’t it great that Natalie looks almost the exact opposite to former Prime Minister Tony Blair? He wouldn’t be allowed a gallery. We don’t like his band, and we’ve seen his moobs, they’re proper saggy. So, if you like hats, bikes and boobies more than Ugly Rumours and the current economic [...]
NATALIE BLAIR'S NAKEDNESS WILL LAND HER IN TROUBLE In our vast and expert experience of being dragged out of boozing establishments, we bet this behaviour will result in Natalie Blair waiting outside for her mates. Someone please warn her, yeah? Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+
NATALIE BLAIR AND TWO TYPES OF EXCELLENT CHEST Right, because there’s, like, a TREASURE chest, and then there’s Natalie Blair‘s OWN chest. See? Good that. Catch more of that treasure chest in issue 148. There’s a bit of Natalie Blair knocking about, too. Share on Facebook.Share on Twitter.Share on Google+