Q – What do mind readers put on their bacon sandwiches? A – Derren Brown Sauce.
Q – What do you call mind-reading Girl Guides who are younger than normal Girl Guides? A – Derren Brownies.
Q – What was the name of Hitler’s mind-reading wife? A – Derren Eva Braun.
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