FRONT Magazine

EAT THAT!

Save for two of the biggest striking flops in Premier League history – take a bow, Sergei Rebrov and Andriy Shevchenko – Ukrainian football has given us less than our blind nan does at Christmas.

That is, until we stumbled across this ingenious piece of free-kick brilliance. We’re not sure whether it’s technically allowed, but fuck a shitty fuck, you’d have to be a bit of a bastard to rule that out, wouldn’t you? The infamous FRONT five-a-side lunchtime team has tried this a grand total of six times since we saw it, but we keep forgetting you can’t kick it over head-height. Probably explains why we’ve lost every game, then.

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