Darth Vader was the baddest-assed badass ever until George Lucas turned him into (1) a bowl-cutted minor; and (2) a whinging fop. He was still good if you ignored the prequels, though. But now the bearded twit has ruined one of the most awesome, character-defining bits in Return Of The Jedi where Vader silently chucks the Emperor over a ledge for fucking with his son. How? By adding a big pussyish “Nooooo” on the new Blu-Ray of it. Damn you, Lucas.
You can hear that ridiculous sound, repeatedly, by pressing the button here.
Charles
September 1, 2011
FFS… NOOOOO!
Petersbur’
September 1, 2011
we’ll always have the original versions that came with the 2004 dvd releases, in the meantime I’ll use vodka and photos of India Reynolds to try and blot the above video from my memory, TTFN!
Tom
September 1, 2011
Remember when directors would make an awesome film and then just leave it? I miss those days. He should be arrested like on South Park.
chris
September 1, 2011
how did darth manage to pick him up with one of his hands chopped off..?
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