HAPPY BLUE MONDAY

It’s the most depressing day of the year, apparently. Here’s a picture of a smiling Vikki Blows’ bum to help you forget that it’s cold and dark when you get up, cold and dark when you go home, that you’re skint, work part-time in T.K.Maxx, live with your sister and her boyfriend and the boyfriend’s mum, that there’s a wart on the side of your eye that’s getting bigger every day and your idea of a good night is a Gregg’s sausage and bean pasty in bed, followed by Last Of The Summer Wine, followed by You’ve Been Framed: The Best Of, followed by a 40-minute cry. No need to thank us.

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