Look, we actually like Shia Labeouf here at FRONT – he definitely can act. Just check out A Guide To Recognising Your Saints for proof. BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT?
It’s a teaser for Lars Von Trier’s new film, Nymphomaniac, which will feature real, explicit sex scenes – only the willy and vaginas will be digitally transferred onto the actors bodies so it looks like they’re the ones doing it. All seems a bit silly to us.