HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDIES: HERE’S THE NEW ISSUE OF FRONT!

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW (unless it’s saving someone’s life, in which case, we’ll give you three seconds). The newest, freshest and excellentest issue of FRONT is winging its way to a newsagent’s shelf near you as we speak, and heck, it’s going to change your life. Here’s a few reasons why:

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THE REVENGE OF VIKKI BLOWS: She’s back, looking better than ever and compiling her sinful list of all things naughty. Join her getting up to no good, from upsetting God to eating biscuits in bed, pulling moonies to swearing at dogs. It’s nothing short of the greatest 14 pages you’ll ever see in your whole entire life ever. Ever ever ever.

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WIN AT LIFE WITH FRONT’S ESSENTIAL SKILLS: Have you ever walked out of your door, bumped into a girl that’s fit enough to burn two bollock-sized holes in your trousers and had nothing in your armoury of skills to impress her? Course you have. That’s why, with the help of Lower Than Atlantis, we’ve complied Part One of our Essential Skills feature to make sure that never happens again. Learn how to do facepaint really good with Black Veil Brides, how to look good naked with Chris Pontius and even crack an egg with one hand. Yep, you’ll be king of the human race in no time at all!

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20 QUESTIONS WITH PRO GREEN: He may have been brutally stabbed in the neck a while back, but how did Professor Green fare against FRONT’s killer questions? Find out how he crashed a tuk-tuk into a police car and why he fucking hates Kate Nash on page 50.

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LIFE IN INK WITH DEEZ NUTS: Aussie hardcore vox man JJ Peters, out of Deez Nuts and I Killed The Prom Queen, lets us know why Valium is great for tattoos and what it feels like to wake up with surprise facial ink. Oh, and that back piece is a little bit fucking huge, too.

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THE ZOMBIE SHOWDOWN IS UPON US: What with Dead Island, The Walking Dead and World War Z spreading around the globe like, er, some sort of virus, we very scientifically find out which type of flesh-eating, slightly falling-to-pieces grave-hating bastard would kick ass and be crowned king of the undead! There’s a zombie elephant too, which is fucking brilliant.

So there you have it. Several nothing-but-excellent reasons why FRONT needs to be in your life this month. Head over to the FRONT shop right now to buy a copy from HERE, or buy yourself a PC, Mac or iPad version from HERE.

ALSO, how would you like to get this issue with a limited edition naked cover? Obviously, the answer is FUCKING HELL YES PLEASE. Click here very quickly to get one of the 200 spesh covers we’re dishing out. They’re going to go very, very fast, so be quick about it.

If all this is too techy for ya, peel the sofa from your arse and head down to your amazing and attractive newsagent to get your fingers on a copy. If your newsagent doesn’t stock us, then they’re neither amazing or attractive. Apparently, they hate you, too. What a dick. We still love you though. x

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20 COMMENTS

18 responses to HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDIES: HERE’S THE NEW ISSUE OF FRONT!

LOVE FRONT
September 7, 2011

this issue looks BLOOMIN AMAZEBALLS. cant wait to read it.
jeezerbay
September 7, 2011

Wow,Vikki looks like she’s had a boob job,has she?I hope not!
theLawman
September 7, 2011

FUCCCCCCKKK YEAAAAH
Tom
September 7, 2011

Omg the boobs <3 they wouldn't of let her in if he had a boob job so its all good
Melbourne hardcore
September 7, 2011

Sick set up of jj!!
Bart Rickards
September 8, 2011

Banging! Deffo looks like Vikki has had a boob job though
Chengy
September 8, 2011

Her boobs look bigger.
Wdsy
September 8, 2011

Fuck yes… Vikki Blows!! Thank you Front… Thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you!!
Already ordered my Limited Edition copy!
Wallpapers pretty please?!
DibzyDibs
September 8, 2011

Not only do her boobs look bigger, but after flicking through the mag they don’t appear to have their front manifesto in it anymore, with their no plastic policy. Front, you have let us all down
Chris @ FRONT
September 8, 2011

The Manifesto has been shifted to the front of the mag, dude! Check it on page 8, meaning everything still stands: “Not on men, not on women, not on dogs – no siree, you’ll find no counterfeit bosoms within these pages.” Love you. x
yea!
September 9, 2011

WHY CANT I BUY THE ONLINE VERSION VIA THE LINK THAT SAYS I CAN?!
Dan
September 9, 2011

Im in love with¡
Vikky rules¡
noxidarious
September 9, 2011

YEAH YEAH! AT LAST SHES BACKK!!!!
W00DPU5H3R
September 9, 2011

Has anyone received this issue digitally? I just subscribed and have been checking every hour on the hour for this issue. Yep Front is just that awesome.
DibzyDibs
September 10, 2011

So it has, her boobs still look A LOT bigger than they used to though, care to explain that?
Logan
September 13, 2011

By the way awesome cover design!!!
Johnny Blade
April 16, 2012

Smokin’ hot is an understatement.. would like better shots of your ink if possible.
MrMastodan
May 20, 2012

best front girl in the universe and beyond.Hot redhead with glasses and amazing bod couldnt ask for more