It’s 30 January, 2009. That’s another week done and dusted; one more week that seems to have gone by without the world becoming engulfed in flames. So that’s good news. Except, you know what they’ve gone and done? They’ve said the UK’s going to be worse hit by the fucking economic fucking crisis than anywhere else in the developed world. What the fuck did they have to go and say something like that for? What the fuck are we meant to do with information like that? Jesus Christ.
You know what the best short-term solution is? Binge drinking. It sort of helps the economy, a bit (Note: this might not be true, we’ve no idea), and certainly makes things more fun. So, go get drunk! We’re tonight opting to drink mad-as-fuck weird drinks we’d normally go nowhere near, like eggnog and sherry and whatever crap we can find in the oddest-shaped bottle. It’s nice to mix things up, you know? Now, go get drunk, be sick and laugh like twats!
For no reason, here’s an Australian chef doing loads of swearing:
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