It’s 27 March, 2009. It’s our mate Cres’s 26th birthday. He once passed out at a house party while drunkenly taking a shit, and he fell off the toilet, and he hadn’t locked the door, so when people were trying to get into the bathroom the door kept twatting into his head, and then eventually people figured out what had happened and went in, and one of them had to wipe his arse.
They later described his balls as, “The reddest things I’ve ever seen.” In order to erase that image from your mind, you might as well get shit-faced. Also, the clip above is fucking funny. Now go get drunk!
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