If you read FRONT (or just look at the pictures), you’re in fine, fine company. Despite rumours that all FRONT readers are not allowed within 30 metres of any sharp object, they are in fact cut-and-stick legends. If you’re in any doubt, behold this disturbingly brilliant vid.
READER MAKES TIME MACHINE
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Workman
February 4, 2009
Wow, That theme tune! Peter griffen??
Love it.
Batchan
February 4, 2009
i’v been meanin to register for ages
but this guy is such a legend
i had to do it now just to comment
and yes FronTom
i can hear peter griffin too
wistow1
February 6, 2009
Ha, i’m so proud. Thank you x
J-Dog
February 7, 2009
john ur a legend. nd u make us proud with ur appearance on this finest of websites!!
dannybeast
February 7, 2009
brilliant
KieKie
March 5, 2009
well done john were proud to call you our friend :]
becky-x666x
March 6, 2009
this is hilarious!!!! love it!
matu666
March 29, 2009
LOL loving the theme tune it was worth watching the video just for that.
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