ROFLAGEDDON! IT’S THE NEW ISSUE!

Holy jumper potatoes, look what’s gone and happened here. It’s only the amazing Emily ‘Laser’ Johnston, jumping straight outta her recent Woman! shoot and onto the cover and up your sexy trousers.

FRONT 139′s got 14 mind-bendingly brilliant pages of the New Face Of Sexy welcoming you into her crazy world of squirrels and streaking, which, believe us, is a world you really want to be in.

And that’s not all, mofos. There’s also eight pages of FRONT favourite Hannah, six pages of Brighton punks The Ghost Of A Thousand, and two pages of hunks in trunks as we salute the brilliance of WrestleMania.

Plus, there’s Alt Girls, time-travellers, a foolproof guide on how to do more sexing, shitty animals and boozing the Machine Head way, alongside all your usual faves: Sim-Wise, Von and mediocre jokes.

So, what are you waiting for? Get down the shops NOW, or, if you’re reading this in your birthday suit, point your mouse here to subscribe and save a fuck-tonne of money.

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ROFLAGEDDON! IT'S THE NEW ISSUE!, 4.8 out of 5 based on 38 ratings

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19 Comments

1. LiaMMV
   January 28, 2010 at 12:43

   She looks a lot less junked up than in her DIY shoot. Nice.
2. Toby Goodger
   January 28, 2010 at 12:45

   wooo! well im sold. shall be getting this in the nxt 3 hours! if i wasnt a student id have subscribed by now!
3. Yazz
   January 28, 2010 at 13:17

   Cant wait to get my hands on it! x
4. MikeH
   January 28, 2010 at 14:22

   Hannah is amazing! and Kayleigh…also..my pic might be in readers shit..so i cant wait!
5. Louise
   January 28, 2010 at 14:41

   hmmmm, im all for hannah for cover x
6. Jagger
   January 28, 2010 at 14:45

   Wooo Hannah is back and looking even better than before. Kayleigh looks scrummy. Not sure about Emily but I could be won over. Can’t wait to get it!
7. Chengy
   January 28, 2010 at 16:40

   Man I loves those cherries.
8. theLawman
   January 28, 2010 at 16:49

   must purchase this tonight!!! will be racing to tesco’s to touch it hahaha
9. williamtaylor13
   January 28, 2010 at 17:14

   Ghost of a Thousand! hell yes, amazing band.
10. Nyree
    January 28, 2010 at 18:29

    Excellent issue guys (and gals). Emily is cute. Kayleigh is a star. And Hannah is amazing, defo a good call bringing her and her lovely cherries back! xx
11. Dope-Danny616
    January 28, 2010 at 19:04

    Fankoo fankoo fankoo!!! Been saying for a while now you guys NEED to get Emily on the cover, and you’ve only bloody gone and done it!!! Cheers dudes!!!
12. Jay
    January 28, 2010 at 21:02

    new issue is brill! didn’t think it was possible for hannah to get any hotter! but jeeeez… love that girl, thanks for bringing her back to front
13. karlhysteria
    January 28, 2010 at 21:38

    Out today everywhere but Northampton, apparently. Tried 4 or 5 shops, none of them had it >:(
14. Aimez
    January 29, 2010 at 11:47

    2 cute/sexy blondes in one issue? You are spoling us! Now I just have to decide which is my favourite. I think its Emily…no wait its Hannah…grrr this is a toughie! x
15. vdotty
    January 30, 2010 at 01:23

    wasn’t a fan of emily ‘lamer’ johnson ’til a saw this shoot. she looks pretty fab, you always seem to bring the breast out of the girls front.
16. vdotty
    January 30, 2010 at 01:24

    p.s. how is hannah so tanned…? amazing.
17. dividebyzeroZA
    January 30, 2010 at 19:37

    Holy fucking dog shit, Emily is ball-achingly hot!
18. shawny douglas
    January 30, 2010 at 23:53

    hannah is poooooooooooooooooon!!
19. Leo
    February 1, 2010 at 23:22

    This issue looks lovely, so much pink on the cover & Emily ‘laser’ looks really good.
    I thought she was a bit boring before, but this has really changed my opinion of her.
    I’m looking forward to buying this issue.