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SIM-WISE: SECRET GEEK

As of the next issue of FRONT, our games section will be taken over by none other than loveable ginger scamp Alex Sim-Wise. She is a massive, console-sniffing geek on the sly, so the pages will be in very good hands.

As a taster of the goodness to come, here are Alex’s brain-thoughts on awesome upcoming violence-fest Prototype.

SIM-WISE: SECRET GEEK, 4.9 out of 5 based on 15 ratings

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16 responses to SIM-WISE: SECRET GEEK

  1. Avatar of peowpeowBANG

    peowpeowBANG
    June 11, 2009

    a double hard justin timberlake? and a fisting mode? this game sounds ace!

    thanks sim! :) xx

  2. Osc
    June 11, 2009

    Glad to see you’re an Xbox gal,makes me love you mre! great vid, want to buy more. Yeaahhh Boiiii!

  3. Avatar of matu666

    matu666
    June 11, 2009

    HAHAHAHAHA
    Fisting mode

  4. nafe89
    June 11, 2009

    My god she is awsum, fit and plays xbox. Yeeeey, you happen to have xbox live lol :)

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    GAMEboy
    June 12, 2009

    Sexy Sim-Wise, if only we could show your video in our store it would have sold so many more copies of [Prototype] than like the 2 that we sold today. Then again, you do tend to make thing even more awesomer than they are already anyway. Thanks for being wicked Sim x

  6. nafe89
    June 13, 2009

    I actually bought infamous about a week or so ago and bought this earlier today. Honestly Prototype knocks ten shades of shit out of it, its gorey as fuck. Woohoo!!! Thanks Ms Sim-Wise, u should av been doing game reviews ages ago :)

  7. afteq
    June 13, 2009

    heh, everything is “well good” I hadn’t even heard of that expression till I started watching SKINS (because of Effy obviously) Oxfordshire is far behind the times

  8. Sim-Wise
    June 16, 2009

    More game reviews to come innit. I’ll spare you Indiana Jones on the Wii as it was shite, but should have a behind the scenes vid from Rocksteady games (the geezers who is making Batman: Arkham Asylum) in the next couple of weeks.

    What games do you wanna see me video review next?

    x

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    nath89
    June 16, 2009

    Hopefully something worth buying LMAO. Maybe more games along the lines of this or you could do one big fuk off review on a few new games coming out.

  10. Avatar of BigusDikus

    BigusDikus
    June 17, 2009

    Nice gameplay clip…so what those bastards at FRONT can’t pitch in and get you a 52 in plasma. What’s up with that? You should do some modern warfare 2 when you get the chance. Nice to see actual gameplay instead of a shiny, manufactured video from the developers.

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    GAMEboy
    June 17, 2009

    Brütal Legend evs… Totally looks like your kind of game Sim =p

  12. Sim-Wise
    June 18, 2009

    Oh yeah, can’t wait for Brutal Legend! Looks ace. Am doing Overlord II today and Batman: Arkham Asylum in the next few weeks. We’re working on sorting out a telly, although my crappy telly does give it that certain je ne sais quoi.

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    BigusDikus
    June 19, 2009

    Sweet…a Batman game that actually looks awesome. Bout damn time.

  14. Avatar of Pigeon

    Pigeon
    October 16, 2009

    Fisting mode?
    I swear my mate Dan said hes done that?
    o well :)

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    Milky
    December 12, 2009

    Prototype is an amazing game. I own the German version, so it’s a bit annoying for storyline as the subtitles are in German, even though it’s in English, it’s just annoying.

    I noticed how it ran alot like Assassin’s Creed though, the same kind of interaction with your surroundings, other than the old “running up walls” malarky.

    completed it pretty quickly too.

  16. Avatar of Stupid Glasses Cunt

    Stupid Glasses Cunt
    December 17, 2009

    You’ve got my tellybox, give it back!

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