Our internets was all broke yesterday, so your weekly Wednesday fix of LOL-worthy captions comes to you on this fine Thursday.
Go fucking crackers, yo’.
THE WORLD FAMOUS FRONT WEDNESDAY CAPTION COMPETITION (ON A THURSDAY)
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Dan
December 23, 2010
Skeletor was really torn up about a previous divorce.
Danny Moore
December 23, 2010
Darren wants a drama free relationship: He’s sick of competing for skelators time and affection with that shirtless attention grabing queen Prince adam of eternian.
mickey
December 23, 2010
Skeletor was good and fed up with He-Mans sexual demands
John Bain
December 23, 2010
A sneak peek at the kind of utter fuck ups expected to make an appearance in Jeremy Kyle 2011
Richie
December 23, 2010
Tired of all the necrophilia allegations, Darren decided to go get some ‘professional’ help.
John Kenney
December 23, 2010
list of shit to do:
1. Kill He-man
2. get a drama free relationship
3. lose the mask, wear a nice hat instead.
defcise
December 23, 2010
To obtain this drama free relationship, Darren join the Celibacy Guild in WoW… Virgin Fo LIFE!
Jason F.
December 23, 2010
Women always say they want a bad boy, yet they always run away from me. I don’t get it?!?
John “JRizzle” Ridley
December 23, 2010
too bad his mask was fucking shit
Silverblade
December 23, 2010
Lead vocalist Darren of death metal band “Gouge my eyes out and skull fuck me” is looking for a drama free relationship, someone throw this guy a bone.
Chris
December 24, 2010
#1 on the list of “Not Fucking Likely”
Luke Turnbull
December 24, 2010
Slipknot turn soft.
O’D
December 24, 2010
After turning States evidence, placing Skeletor into the witness protection program wasn’t going to be as successful as first thought.
Remington Supreme
December 24, 2010
Darren: He wants a drama-free relationship
Alex Davey
December 24, 2010
Darren was fed up of all his girlfriend’s Skullduggery.
PornographyMilk
December 24, 2010
How can Darren expect a drama free relationship when he quite literally has skeletons in his closet?
Matt-R
December 24, 2010
As a whole Darren just wants someone to understand him……everyone needs a hug sometimes.
Eric Lee
December 24, 2010
Darren, who lived in his older brother Skeletor’s shadow for years, finally worked up the courage to confront his mother and tell her he is happy being a Barista.
Eric L.
December 25, 2010
Darren, after years of living in Skeletor’s shadow, finally worked up the courage to confront his mother and tell her he is happy being a barista.
Eric L.
December 25, 2010
Darren, after years of living in his older brother Skeletor’s shadow, finally worked up the courage to confront his mother and tell her he is happy being a barista.
IAN
January 2, 2011
Would settle for a golden shower, or a dead leg.
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