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ROSIE & HOLLY ARE HAVING A FIGHT

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I ONLY WATCH 18S’ MUST-SEE MOVIES: THE EXORCIST

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exorcistI’ve actually written about The Exorcist on this here website before (check it out here), so there’s not much more I can say about the whole thing. It’s a good film but it’s not that scary is it? If you’re pissed enough, it’s more like a comedy. If I’m honest, I reckon if it wasn’t for all the hype surrounding it and its mega notorious reputation, then it would probably have stood the test of time better. As it stands, it just highlights how far things have come and how attitudes have changed – it made a far greater impact back in the 70s than it would have today had it been released now (or even when it was released in 2000). Check it out… »

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FRONT REVIEWS JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT

jackryaninnitWe went to see Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit yesterday, the rebooting/restarting/reimagining of the Jack Ryan franchise that had previously starred Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford and Ben Affleck as the titular CIA analyst. Chris Pine of Captain Kirk fame (and the all-but-forgotten Lindsay Lohan flick Just My Luck, where he played the unluckiest man in the world, because obviously the unluckiest man in the world would look like a handsome movie star) has taken the role on, with Kevin Costner as his CIA mentor, Keira Knightley as his missus and Kenneth Branagh (who also directed it) as a bad Russian sod. Here’s what we think, twelve or so hours later: Check it out… »

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IT’S THE NEW VIDEO FROM RAT ATTACK

Start the week by thinking about just how much fucking fun the weekend is with the new tune Saturday Night Feeling by Rat Attack. We love these catchy punky bastards, so much so that we threw a fuckload of paint at them in FRONT 179 that you can DOWNLOAD FOR FREE HERE.

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ARABELLA’S DOING AN IMPRESSION OF THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT

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Only she’s forgotten the top. And she’s not giant. AND she doesn’t really look that jolly. She’s not really thought this one through…

Check out more of Arabella HERE.

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SATURDAY SOFA CINEMA: ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE

aceJim Carrey is FUCKING HILARIOUS. Especially when he’s playing Ace Ventura, which is great news for you and us, because Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is on today. It genuinely is one of the funniest films ever made, and that’s exactly what you need right now isn’t it? You need to lighten up and stop beating yourself up about what you did last night – you were a disgrace. Big time. Fuck.

Anyway, get over that by watching Jim Carrey pulling stupid faces, talking out of his bum and banging his head on things. It’s what cinema was invented for. That and explosions. Are there any explosions in Ace Ventura? You’ll have to wait and see (also, we can’t remember). It’s on 5* at 5.20pm.

Wow, you really were scraping the bottom of the barrel last night you piece of shit.

 

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THIS FUCKING DORK SURE CAN PLAY POOL


This is the trailer for trickshot pro (turns out that’s a thing) Florian Kohler‘s new DVD (turns out DVDs consisting solely of trickshots are a thing), and as nerdy and appalling as the idea of a trickshot pro is (what’s wrong with just playing pool, motherfucker?), the dude’s fucking good. The only trick we can ever do is accidentally pocketing a ball and pretending it was deliberate.

[via Sploid]

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TEN SEXY GIRLS: WITH GOOD TASTE IN MODERN CINEMA

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We like films, you like films, and sexy girls like films. How do we know? Because they’ve all got well-good DVD collections innit. So check out this awesomely mind-blowing gallery of ten sexy girls and their awesome taste in movies.

LORA – NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (This means all you dorks out there have a chance)

HELEN – TAKEN (This means that you shouldn’t mess with her because she’ll beat the shit out of you)

SOPHIE – QUENTIN TARANTINO BOXSET (This means she has a potty mouth, which is fucking good)

ROSIE – SOME POSH ONES WE’VE NEVER HEARD OF (This means she’s way out of your league)

GEMMA – JUNO (This means she’s a lot cooler than you – you won’t even be able to understand all her cool slang, either)

LUCY – CITY OF GOD (This means she can speak Portuguese)

MICA – INGLORIOUS BASTERDS (This means she can speak German. Oh and she’ll deck you with a baseball bat if you step out of line)

CHELSEA & ABBIE  – FARGO (This means you’re going in the fucking wood chipper if you act up)

MEL – 8 MILE (This means she can spit dench bars and par you HARD, still)

BELLA – SAW (This means she’ll win any argument with you because she’s good at TRAPPING people. Or something)

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