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TEN SEXY GIRLS: WITH GOOD TASTE IN MODERN CINEMA

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We like films, you like films, and sexy girls like films. How do we know? Because they’ve all got well-good DVD collections innit. So check out this awesomely mind-blowing gallery of ten sexy girls and their awesome taste in movies.

LORA – NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (This means all you dorks out there have a chance)

HELEN – TAKEN (This means that you shouldn’t mess with her because she’ll beat the shit out of you)

SOPHIE – QUENTIN TARANTINO BOXSET (This means she has a potty mouth, which is fucking good)

ROSIE – SOME POSH ONES WE’VE NEVER HEARD OF (This means she’s way out of your league)

GEMMA – JUNO (This means she’s a lot cooler than you – you won’t even be able to understand all her cool slang, either)

LUCY – CITY OF GOD (This means she can speak Portuguese)

MICA – INGLORIOUS BASTERDS (This means she can speak German. Oh and she’ll deck you with a baseball bat if you step out of line)

CHELSEA & ABBIE  – FARGO (This means you’re going in the fucking wood chipper if you act up)

MEL – 8 MILE (This means she can spit dench bars and par you HARD, still)

BELLA – SAW (This means she’ll win any argument with you because she’s good at TRAPPING people. Or something)

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I ONLY WATCH 18S’ MUST-SEE MOVIES: COMMANDO

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of my favourite human beings – I fucking love him. He’s given the world some of the best films ever made and if you disagree then not only are you wrong, but you’re also DEAD wrong. Oh and you’re a cunt.

Commando is one of Schwarzenegger’s best films and if you disagree, see above (you cunt). It’s about this bloke with dench whips and cut abs (no, not me silly!) called John Matrix, who has to go and find his daughter, who is named Chenny and has been kidnapped by an Australian man who wears a cute little vesty westy and has a high-pitched voice. Along the way, Arnie blatoid sees fit to merk as many bad guys as is humanly possible. This leads to one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema (cunt), where Arnold runs about this giant mansion and dashes so many pricks with his machine gun that it’s got to be seen to be believed.

It also has some of Arnie’s best lines, I’ve included a couple of them below. I know them all from memory so I don’t even need to check if they’re right or not:

Sully: Matrix, I thought you said you’d kill me last!

John Matrix: I’M A FUCKING LIAR.

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Cindy: What happened to Sully?

John Matrix: I DROPPED HIM OFF A FUCKING CLIFF. ZOOM ZAMMAZAM!

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John Matrix: [Throws giant pipe through Bennet's chest] LET YOUR FUCKING HAIR DOWN, BENNET.

Think they’re the best ones. Anyway, it’s on Sky Movies Action & Adventure at 11.50pm innit. While you’re waiting for it to come on, you could do a lot worse than following me on Twitter: @ionlywatch18s.

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LASS LIKES FAT JOE

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Especially that Lean Back song.

Lass is on the cover of FRONT 190 donchaknow? Download it HERE and check out more of Lass over HERE.

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THIS ROBOCOP REMAKE LOOKS MUCH BETTER

Ignore the Hollywood version and watch this one instead, surely? They’ve basically got 55 filmmakers and they’ve all remade a different part of the original Robocop, then it’s all been spliced together. We are going to watch this. ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

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THROW YOURSELF BACK TO ISSUE 153! WOOOOAAAARRRHHH!!

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Check out this awesome throwback (BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY) gallery to issue 153, with Lacey Banghard, Charlotte Anderson, Poppy Thompson and Von. Just look at it. Look how good it is! It’s better than your gallery! Your gallery is terrible!

Also, why don’t you go and buy it? You can buy it! Look how buy it is! It’s better than your buy! Your buy is terrible! Do that HERE.

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THE DEFILED ARE TOURING WITH BUTCHER BABIES – PREPARE YOUR LIVERS

We like The Defiled and if you like drinking and metal then you probably like them too. They’re touring in February with Butcher Babies and we’re already worried about how out of hand it’s gonna get. If you want to know what you’re in for, check the video above then buy tickets for the dates below:

08 NOTTINGHAM, ROCK CITY
09 NEWCASTLE, ACADEMY 2
10 GLASGOW, KING TUT’S
11 MANCHESTER, ACADEMY 3
12 NORWICH, WATERFRONT
13 BRIGHTON, THE HAUNT
14 LONDON, ISLINGTON ACADEMY
15 SOUTHAMPTON, TALKING HEADS
16 BRISTOL, THEKLA
17 BIRMINGHAM, ASYLUM
18 LEEDS, COCKPIT

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COLT 45 VS LONDON

We’ve been following the Cumbrian noisemakers Colt 45 for a while now, and now we’ve followed them straight into London. Check out this exclusive video of the punky buggers chilling at Gibson HQ and getting inked up.

Download Colt 45′s debut album Coughing Up Confessions HERE.

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WE’RE STREAMING THE NEW ATLASES RECORD RIGHT NOW

If you were here last week you’ll have seen that we premiered the new video from metalcorey bastards Atlases – check it HERE. If you’re digging it, pick up the new mini-album Upbringing on 20 January. Find out more HERE.

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